Words mangled by last night’s waitress

  1. Syrah, pronounced as SWAH
  2. Merlot, pronounced as MYRHH-lit
  3. Edamame, pronounced as AH-nee-Mom-ee
  4. Sushi, pronounced as SOE-shee
  5. Soy sauce, pronounced as SWOY siss
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Show 38 Comments


  1. Brooklyn R.

    Where the hell did you go to eat?!? Who doesn’t know how to pronounce “merlot”?

  2. :wtf: What freakin’ nationality was she?? Reminds me of that movie Born in East LA where Cheech had to teach these asian guys to lokk and speak latino! LMAO! 😆

  3. Fleetwood

    Makes me want home cooking. I hope she did not spit in your food.

  4. Bjorn Freeh

    Were you eating at the Sultan’s Deli in Cleveland?

  5. [Comment ID #220419 will be quoted here]

    The worst of all. American.

  6. junkman

    perhaps she was a zombie. do you still have your brain?

  7. [Comment ID #220425 will be quoted here]

    :wtf: She must have had too much MYRHH- lit before going out to take your order! :dead:

  8. Spud

    [Comment ID #220420 will be quoted here]
    It’s pronounced – ‘can I haz cheezbuger pleze’.

  9. Salmon

    If you want to hear people speak incorrectly, come to london, where they speak in ‘cockney’ (yes, we are aware of the first 4 letters) which is compleatly forign to anyone from anywhere other than east london, and it goes a little like this;

    “i left a right skiddy in me under crackers last night ‘cos i was desperate for the ronson when i saw me old dear came on the wobbly and ‘ad to stop and watch”

    your guess is as good as mine…

  10. Ronica

    They always screw up my last name – I tell them DUKE and they write down duck… go figure :limp:

  11. Bigwavdave

    Dave, Dave, Dave, Didn’t your dear old mother teach you not to make fun of people with speech impediments?

  12. chainstay

    I wonder if she sits in the liberry eating a sammitch
    while reading fillosoffey books by gung and nyeatzeeshurey? Or maybe nookaler pu-hi-siks. Who says our education system needs help. As we have all seen, Bush is a paragon of diction.

  13. [Comment ID #220431 will be quoted here]

    I was taught to never make fun of anyone else, unless it makes me feel better about myself. 😈

  14. If you think that’s bad, try having an art history professor mispronouncing pyramid as “pie-rah-mid.” 🙄

  15. patrick

    Dave, did you make a trip back to Arkansas? Them there banja pikkers hain’t yet figgered out the Kang’s ainglish. WTF, the leader of the free world, the man with his finger on the trigger that could send the whole damn planet can’t pronounce “nuclear”! Reminds me of Homer Simpson, “It’s nuke-u-lar Lisa. Nuke-u-lar”. We are being lead by a C- student, a drunken frat rat.

  16. Bear

    I imagine it was Pa-TIT Swah and Cabinet Savior-yawn…I guess she wasn’t French, and she offered Ripel as the house best…LMAO..

  17. [Comment ID #220423 will be quoted here]

    I love ya man. You so nailed that one :puke:

  18. Ironically, I’d bet she knows how to pronounce ‘methamphetamine’ perfectly.

  19. Chris S

    Jeez guys, don’t you know that as Americans we aren’t supposed to be able to pronounce any foreign words correctly? I mean a lot of Americans don’t have maps so how are we supposed to know how to say the words correctly when we don’t know where any of them come from? Just order a coffee and a croys-ant from now on to avoid this entire problem. Or better yet, have your significant other order for you and just nod like you don’t speak english at all and say “Tank-oo”. :java:

  20. julesOdeNile

    [Comment ID #220456 will be quoted here]
    Am with you on this one, am with you.

  21. julesOdeNile

    [Comment ID #220439 will be quoted here]
    ‘Mirkins got it easy. have you heard people with major native-tongue problems speak english? mixing “sh” sounds with “ch” sounds, “r” sounds for “l” “p” with “f” or “ph”. it’s chaotic, man some times a down right hoot! but other times, just plain old anoying, like WTF! can’t you take your time to pronounce proper? doesn’t have to be pure ‘Mirkin….Damn!

  22. junkman

    6 more days til dinkmas. the day when the baby dinkus was born and placed in a dinker. the dinkels came down from dinkven and told the dinkherds about the birth of the dink child. 3 wise dinks travelled from afar bearing dinks for the child. dink, dinkencense and MYRHH-lit. more dinkmas facts to come.

  23. I got to admit sometimes it’s kinda cute when people mispronounce things. My mom has told me that I used to say “pasghetti” instead of “spaghetti” when I was a kid. And I have a friend from Columbia who pronounces cookie “kooky.” It just makes me smile. 😆

  24. See dis wat gud sirvic all aboot bra. Hopess ya gaves her da big tenty pacent tipsky.

  25. Fleetwood

    Geez I am tired of this topic….surely someone wants a spanking

  26. Supercharged_goddess

    [Comment ID #220491 will be quoted here]

    ME!!!! ME!!!! ME!!!!! I don’t care how you speak- in fact- it’s best that you don’t say a word- I prefer the moaning sounds and whimpers of the bound slaves…

  27. Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #220492 will be quoted here]

    :boob: :wang: :boob: Ladies she is all yours! Spank away

  28. [Comment ID #220491 will be quoted here]

    i do i do!!!!! :thong:

  29. Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #220496 will be quoted here]
    And what a fine spanking location do you have!

    :wang: :wang:

  30. [Comment ID #220493 will be quoted here]

    We want spankings from you…

  31. Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #220503 will be quoted here]I thought only the ZillaGirls conducted the spankings here…let me open my chamber and prepare your whips and chains my love. While you wait..strip naked now. Don’t disappoint me.

    :boob: :wang: :boob:

  32. Flash Gordon

    She had a u-nee-que way of tawkin’. You’uns can
    hear a lot of that in East Tennysee. Did hoors
    doovers come with the meal? :java: 😛 :puke: :wtf:

  33. Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #220515 will be quoted here]
    You must be from the boot heal area?

  34. Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #220523 will be quoted here]Memphis but live in Scottsdale now.

  35. Me thinks Fleetwood is smoking some good shit. He’s answering his own questions now. :wtf:

  36. Drusky

    [Comment ID #220529 will be quoted here]
    He always answers his own questions. This time he just happens to make some sense… 😈

  37. [Comment ID #220492 will be quoted here]

    Me too! 😈

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