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Hither and Yon

By Davezilla 19 August, 2023wtfNo Comments

Some more useless items that make the Web great. A tattoo needle deliver ink in ultra slow motion. Cat mode stopped in mid-activation Someone will pay dearly for this. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com…

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Lies clients (still) tell freelancers

By Davezilla 13 February, 2023Observations, Original Humor

The lies clients tell freelancers never change. I often wonder if there's a business class where the prof tells students which lies to use on us. When we go IPO,…

When do we decide if someone is batshit crazy?

By Davezilla 16 June, 2022Observations

I know. That term is politically incorrect. And I am not applying it to those with true mental illnesses. I’m talking about those times when eccentricity goes a wee bit…

You needed lungs of steel

By Davezilla 08 January, 2022Bad Ideas

Remember this shit? I could never get a bubble bigger than 2” and it smelled like a Victorian turpentine factory. The bubbles were generally forest green with the faintest whisper…

Only in Royal Oak…

By Davezilla 24 July, 2021Observations

Longtime readers will know that I have spent the majority of my life in Royal Oak, Michigan — a strange little town with a penchant for weirdness. We could just…

Garganornis: Even its name is evil

By Davezilla 05 July, 2021Observations, Original Humor

Just picture being a Cro Magnon. You’ve just gotten a nice cave in the ‘burbs for the fam. Worked hard on the garden damn, those 15 lb. Rafflesia flowers are…