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Spirit Animal

Posted by By Davezilla 27 December, 2013Posted inObservations4 Comments
I think my spirit animal was taken by the Humane Society and put up for adoption.
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dirty diapers

Parenting: What no one told me

Posted by By Davezilla 19 December, 2013Posted inObservations7 Comments
So I became a father for the first time. At 49. I had pretty much given up the hope of having children, but then it happened. No, don't congratulate me.…
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Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

Posted by By Davezilla 18 December, 2013Posted inObservations2 Comments
How come when someone says, "I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail," it always takes about 45 minutes? Just how big is a lamb's tail?
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Elf on a Shelf or Whore in a Drawer?

Elf on a Shelf or Whore in a Drawer?

Posted by By Davezilla 16 December, 2013Posted inwtf2 Comments
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Jesus died so you could have it your way

Jesus died so you could have it your way

Posted by By Davezilla 11 December, 2013Posted inFreaks3 Comments
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BITCHES DON’T KNOW…

BITCHES DON’T KNOW…

Posted by By Davezilla 09 December, 2013Posted inwtf2 Comments
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Amazon drones to deliver packages

Ready? Package is up… and PULL!

Posted by By Davezilla 03 December, 2013Posted inObservations1 Comment
Amazon claims it will use flying robot drones to deliver packages to us in the near future. Sorry, USPS. You've been replaced. Perhaps this is smart thinking on Amazon's part…
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For the Time Being

Posted by By Davezilla 27 November, 2013Posted inObservations2 Comments
When people say, "Oh, it's just for the time being," I freak out. We have Time Beings that demand offerings from us? When did this start? Next thing, you'll be…
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Watch old men dance to acid house

Posted by By Davezilla 20 November, 2013Posted inwtf1 Comment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogrD7ulSqyg#t=39
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My fish hate me

Posted by By Davezilla 19 November, 2013Posted inObservations
Every morning, my fish stare at me, blankly. I always wonder if they are hungry or don't like what I'm wearing.
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This is why I am against GMO foods

This is why I am against GMO foods

Posted by By Davezilla 18 November, 2013Posted inBad Ideas2 Comments
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I see what you did there

I see what you did there

Posted by By Davezilla 17 November, 2013Posted inFunny Signs
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