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Close encounters of the work kind

Posted by By Davezilla 03 March, 2023Posted inObservationsNo Comments
A former coworker posted something today about the awkwardness of running into coworkers in public places. How, despite liking that person, you instantly lose the ability to form speech. It…
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A Greek statue of a man facepalming from all the client lies he hears

Lies clients (still) tell freelancers

Posted by By Davezilla 13 February, 2023Posted inObservations, Original HumorNo Comments
The lies clients tell freelancers never change. I often wonder if there's a business class where the prof tells students which lies to use on us. When we go IPO,…
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“I’ll take ironic headlines for $600, Alex”

“I’ll take ironic headlines for $600, Alex”

Posted by By Davezilla 25 January, 2023Posted inObservations
Royal Oak's Winter Blast rescheduled due to cold weather
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When do we decide if someone is batshit crazy?

When do we decide if someone is batshit crazy?

Posted by By Davezilla 16 June, 2022Posted inObservations
I know. That term is politically incorrect. And I am not applying it to those with true mental illnesses. I’m talking about those times when eccentricity goes a wee bit…
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Random effluvia, No. 1,202

Posted by By Davezilla 13 June, 2022Posted inObservations
I hate the taste of brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice. Even worse is an apple followed by a Pep-O-Mint Lifesaver. Don’t try this at home.
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Only in Royal Oak…

Posted by By Davezilla 24 July, 2021Posted inObservations
Longtime readers will know that I have spent the majority of my life in Royal Oak, Michigan — a strange little town with a penchant for weirdness. We could just…
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Garganornis: Even its name is evil

Posted by By Davezilla 05 July, 2021Posted inObservations, Original Humor
Just picture being a Cro Magnon. You’ve just gotten a nice cave in the ‘burbs for the fam. Worked hard on the garden damn, those 15 lb. Rafflesia flowers are…
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Photo by @rocinante_11 Mick Haupt on Unsplash

Ten things that bug me about lockdown

Posted by By Davezilla 25 February, 2021Posted inObservations1 Comment
Having to actually answer the phone because people know I am home.Seeing dust enough to actually feel compelled to do something about it.My Amazon bill.My dog only barks during Zoom…
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Anybody?

Posted by By Davezilla 01 December, 2020Posted inObservations
Who else had Murder Hornets with boobs on their 2020 BINFO Card?
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Is that butter?

Posted by By Davezilla 05 April, 2020Posted inObservations
Via Jes
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They see me rolling…

Posted by By Davezilla 04 April, 2020Posted inObservations
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WFH Pro Tip

Posted by By Davezilla 02 April, 2020Posted inObservations
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