2009 New Years Resolutions
As has been the custom on this site since 1994, I am posting my New Years Resolutions. I try to make mine easily attainable so I don't get down on…
My Crazy Neighbors
OK, well they;re not direct neighbors. I'm a mile south of them. Every year this couple goes a little overboard with the decorating and packs on the weird—even for Royal…
Redneck Fire Alarm
Image via David Dunlap
Things I Learned from Medical Ads
All senior citizen couples live on the beach, are both still living and have a Golden Retriever All women laugh and dance in meadows during their periods Overweight people cannot…
An Open Letter to All Friend Requests on Facebook
Thank you for trying to add me as a friend because you:read my blogsaw me speak at your conferencewant me to fix your computerwant me to link to your blog…
Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband
A copy of The Rules Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set Febreze Noticeables Frilly drapes My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset Pink hand tools A coupon for Enzyte A…
Worst Gifts to Give Your Girlfriend or Wife
The Good Wife's Guide A weight scale The phone numbers of every stripper you've ever met A porcupine Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride Manual A mustard sandwich An…
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