Year: 2018

  • Chuck Norris

    Conversation between any group of males in 1978 “Chuck Norris could beat anyone.” “No way could Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee.” “Yeah, Bruce Lee ripped the heart from a live cow with one strike.” “And he drank blood.” “And no one to this day, knows how he died.” “Norris got him.”

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  • New Scents for Yankee Candles

    If Yankee Candles actually smelled like things from the Northern US, the candle scents would change up a bit. Brown Snowdrift Hoboken Hobo Leftover Pizza in the Fridge Warm IPA Overpriced, Overly-Sweet Cocktail that Looked Good in the Menu, But Wasn’t  Women’s’ Room After a Concert Crushed Black Fly Lacrosse Coach Middle-Eastern Man’s Cologne Air…

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  • Skunked

    Last night I was almost sprayed by a skunk. It was tiny.  Not much bigger than a baby squirrel, but the sight of its raised tail made me shriek and run away like a scared toddler. What. Me embarrassed? 

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  • Siri is the devil

    Was just in a client phone conference when SIRI popped up from my AppleWatch with this: SIRI: “Did you accidentally summon me?” ME: “Summon you? What are you, a demon?” SIRI: “Let’s talk about you, David. Not me.” Should I be afraid? I think I should be afraid.

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    SIRI: Did you accidentally summon me?

  • It was 20 years ago today…

    Twenty years ago today, I quietly launched this little humor blog called Davezilla. It’s now one of the longest running humor blogs on Earth (if not the longest). One thing I am incredibly proud of is the amazing folks I have met through this site. Heroes (to me) like Jeffrey Zeldman, Heather Champ, Jesse James…

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