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Hither and Yon

By Davezilla 19 August, 2023wtfNo Comments

Some more useless items that make the Web great. A tattoo needle deliver ink in ultra slow motion. Cat mode stopped in mid-activation Someone will pay dearly for this. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com…

Flotsam and Jetsam

By Davezilla 14 August, 2023wtfNo Comments

McSweeney's has been on fire lately, and this gem is no exception. I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NOT BE CANCELING MY PLANS WITH YOU TONIGHT Some random flotsam…

Gods Through the Ages, Part I

By Davezilla 07 July, 2023Original Humor

The Muppets’ Last Supper

By Davezilla 30 May, 2023Cartoons, Memes

Made this for my kids. Made this for my kids. The Muppets' Last Supper

Random Effluvia, No. 328

By Davezilla 29 April, 2023Links of Note

1 First off is this gem my wife found. The 2023 Lost and Found Index. Some real gems in here. Among my favorites: A pin with Jesus holding slice of…

Close encounters of the work kind

By Davezilla 03 March, 2023Observations

A former coworker posted something today about the awkwardness of running into coworkers in public places. How, despite liking that person, you instantly lose the ability to form speech. It…

A hacker wearing a hoodie in a dark room. He is working on a retro laptop.

What I Learned About Computer Security From Movies

By Davezilla 15 February, 2023Original Humor

Computer security is a subject that, with the sole exception of Mr. Robot, has never been portrayed realistically on movies or television. You can simply type sudo: Give me the…

A Greek statue of a man facepalming from all the client lies he hears

Lies clients (still) tell freelancers

By Davezilla 13 February, 2023Observations, Original Humor

The lies clients tell freelancers never change. I often wonder if there's a business class where the prof tells students which lies to use on us. When we go IPO,…

Celebrating 25 years of clean humor and filthy comments.

By Davezilla 11 February, 2023Announcements

And as a special tribute, I decided to ask ChatGPT how I am described. This was the response: Davezilla is a humorous blogger who is known for his witty and…

“I’ll take ironic headlines for $600, Alex”

By Davezilla 25 January, 2023Observations

Royal Oak's Winter Blast rescheduled due to cold weather

“UFO-Shaped”. Uh huh. Sure. UFO.

By Davezilla 20 January, 2023wtf

A GIANT FLYING VAGINA A giant, flying vagina was seen over Turkey last week. Several Turkish incels died trying to jump high enough to have wanton sex with the cloud…

When do we decide if someone is batshit crazy?

By Davezilla 16 June, 2022Observations

I know. That term is politically incorrect. And I am not applying it to those with true mental illnesses. I’m talking about those times when eccentricity goes a wee bit…