It’s like that
He’s such an introvert. That’s why he’s always alone. He’s a very private person. Please respect that.
Seeing as how the world and its population have changed dramatically over the centuries, I have some suggestions for you on expanding Hell to accommodate some of Earth’s newer denizens. Please add new sections to Hell for the following: Cyber Squatters who hold onto URLs. Double Dippers at parties. People who park in handicapped spots […]
Ten things that bug me about lockdown
Having to actually answer the phone because people know I am home. Seeing dust enough to actually feel compelled to do something about it. My Amazon bill. My dog only barks during Zoom meetings. My dog only shits on the floor during Zoom meetings. My dog only gets hungry during Zoom meetings. Not having mail. […]
I predict for 2020 through 2021
The Good News Kanye, in a surprise last-minute move, wins the Electoral College and becomes the next president. First Lady Kim enforces twerking as a fitness regime in elementary schools to the dismay of parents. She admits this was a “marketing miss” and introduces the slogan, “Be Badass.” POTUSYe writes a new national anthem that […]