2006 New Years Resolutions
Every year since this site began in 1995, I have posted my resolutions. To date, I am still not King of the World, Master of Time, Space and Depravity, but…
Ten things to do at a New Year’s Eve party
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Complete this sentence #28, One word comment
Longtime reader Dante's idea: Good thing, too. I start a story and each one of you continues it. Here's the catch: You can only add one word per comment. Got…
Last Minute Gift Ideas
This year, give gifts that they'll never forget. Or forgive. A bucket of fresh, molten lava Their very own Manure Spreader A stack of stolen porn An Igia Hair Removal…
Overheard: Oyster Bar Edition
After finding the impossible present for Natalie today, I was quite proud and decided to celebrate at my luck by stopping at Tom's Oyster Bar for some chowdah and a…
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Notes to Self, No. 5,822, Nachos Edition
"Restaurant Style" tortilla chips means, "Our retarded bagger sat on them, crushing each chip to an ant-sized bite." Four jalapenos are more than sufficient for one plate of nachos. Eleven…
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