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Caption Time #151

By Davezilla 31 December, 2006Caption Time56 Comments

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By Davezilla 30 December, 2006Observations36 Comments

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God says, “Cross!”

By Davezilla 29 December, 2006Uncategorized24 Comments

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By Davezilla 28 December, 2006Uncategorized18 Comments

Time off for good behavior

By Davezilla 23 December, 2006Observations65 Comments

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Caption Time #150

By Davezilla 22 December, 2006Caption Time27 Comments

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By Davezilla 21 December, 2006Uncategorized33 Comments

Why?

By Davezilla 20 December, 2006Observations37 Comments

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By Davezilla 19 December, 2006Observations74 Comments

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