Holiday Gift Ideas
Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won't buy for me. Today, the talking Red Foxx doll.
Criminal Minds Profiles Nursery Rhyme Characters
What if the agents on Criminal Minds were to profile characters from children's nursery rhymes? I mean, hey why not? Most classic children's rhymes are gory and psychotic. Hotch: “Gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The killer goes by the name, 'Little Bunny Foo Foo'. Not much is known apart from this. We know he’s psychopathic. His anger is funneled toward the object of his rage; innocent field mice. His M.O. is to scoop them up and bop them on the head. This unsub has paranoid delusions about a “Good Fairy" visiting him, telling him to recant his ways, but his obsession…
Random Effluvia
Random Effluvia Cats in tights, are you kidding me? [GALLERY LINK] Love the theremin? Of course you do. Who doesn't? There's an online theremin! [PLAY IT NOW] Slittens. Cause the world needed a Tumblr blog devoted to kittens with sloth faces. [OMG YES] Poor Kelly. She ordered a fur wolf tail for Halloween and got, well, not what she expected. It sure is furry. [VIEW PIC] The most disgusting recipes on Pinterest [GALLERY LINK]
Helping the Retarded to Know God
I thought that "Helping the Retarded to Know God" was surely a fake book cover, like the ones on LiarTownUSA, but no. It's real and is available on Amazon. BTW: I'm not making fun of the content (or the need)—just the inappropriate title, which was sadly prevalent at the time of printing (1969).
Are you gonna choke yourself noy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSyGRut7T0s Are you gonna choke yourself noy? via Lung the Younger
Concert Ticket Generator
I forgot all about this Concert Ticket Generator that I linked to back in 2006. Amazed it's still there!
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