Category: Bad Ideas

You needed lungs of steel

Remember this shit? I could never get a bubble bigger than 2” and it smelled like a Victorian turpentine factory. The bubbles were generally forest green with the faintest whisper of yellow. “Here, kids! It’s like lung cancer in a tube. Knock yourself out.” But don’t take my word for it. This shit was deadly. […]
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Dank and Blight’s Elements of Style for Today’s Reader

Chapter One Times have changed. The attention span of today’s reader is known to be slightly less than that of a Junebug. As such, the volume of text required has lessened substantially. The amount of copy required to produce a meme is, in today’s world, sufficient for a technical whitepaper. The reader is, simply put, […]
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I will cut a bitch
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Scout Manure
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Here’s what we’ll wear
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Drug Commercial BINGO

Drug Commercial BINGO. Play BINGO with your favorite pharmaceutical ad clichés! See my other BINGO game: Starbucks BINGO!
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If Shakespeare was alive today…

As You Liked It Reddit, the III MacBeth Pro A Comedy of Autocorrect Errors The Two Gentlemen of Grindr Much Ado About SnapChat Pericles, Prince of Tinder The Scary Hoes of Windsor The Taming of the Autocorrect  A Yelper’s Complaint Please add more to this list!
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It’s just pockets all the way down…
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Gather round the Christmas Toe
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In Russia, you don’t ski corn, corn skis you
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What could go wrong?
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Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

Love this! Each State’s Most Embarrassing Google Searches. My state of Michigan’s searches were: MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars (pizza chain) / Lou Bega—Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of) Analysis: If you can lure Bigfoot out of the woods with pizza and catchy songs you can probably convince him to […]
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