Nothing to see here folks

In the interest of job preservation, I have never blogged about work. I’m going to tonight, but I am not pulling a Dooce. This is just something odd that happened today.

My fiancée and I both work at the same agency, but on different floors. I went up after work to see what time she was leaving since it was well after 5:00. The janitor was curled up in a chair, moaning slowly like, “Ohhhhhhhhh, Ughhhhhhhhh…” as if in extreme pain. I walked over and tapped her on the shoulder.
Me: “Miss, are you, OK?”
Janitor: “Dammit! Can’t you see I’m on the PHONE!

I mean, what do you say to that?

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  • StevieC

    Mandy is your janitor?!?!?! :wang: 😉

  • GUPPY

    I don’t get it……. Is your fiancée The janitor? and does she make calls to YOU like that??? (if so, she’s a keeper) 😉

  • Davezilla

    [quote comment=”636246″]I don’t get it……. Is your fiancée The janitor? and does she make calls to YOU like that??? (if so, she’s a keeper) ;-)[/quote]
    Sorry, no. My fiancée is an art director. And she makes way better calls than that. 😛

  • Mandy

    [quote comment=”636245″]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!

    :wang:

    ;-)[/quote]
    no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.

  • Spud

    I mean, what do you say to that?

    Your phone number is?

  • Patrick

    “Miss, it sounds more like the phone is in you! Redial, redial, redial, set that thing to vibrate and redial!”

  • Don

    We now know why it takes so long for her to do a piss poor job cleaning the office and the mop handle always smells like fish. her lovers number starts with 976

  • fruf

    You obviously interupted her on her secnd job…a sex therapist

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”636248″][quote comment=”636245″]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!

    :wang:

    ;-)[/quote]
    no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.[/quote]

    {{quiver}} Ummmm …. yeah ….. cough …. Uhhh … what’s your number?

  • junkman

    [quote comment=”636265″][quote comment=”636248″][quote comment=”636245″]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!

    :wang:

    ;-)[/quote]
    no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.[/quote]

    {{quiver}} Ummmm …. yeah ….. cough …. Uhhh … what’s your number?[/quote]
    i need summa that good lyin’ too… :wang:

  • Don

    Does Bill know Monica is a janitor now?

  • Mandy's Kidding

    What’s funny to me is I know exactly which janitor you’re talking about. She picks up my trash while she’s on the phone. I marvel at her ability to do everything one-handed.

  • chainstay

    And the Fri. Q might be, what is the weirdest call you ever got, made, or overheard?

  • larfus

    Dave I thought I recognized your voice on the other end of the phone. I was thinking it was odd to call a 1-900 and talking to gorgeous grace and Dave babbling in the back ground.

  • Bigwavdave

    Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?

  • junkman

    [quote comment=”636357″]Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?[/quote]
    nothing to see here folks…… 😐

  • Timm

    She’s “on the PHONE” So, is that what they’re calling “that time of the month” these days?

  • janeeto

    [quote comment=”636362″][quote comment=”636360″]Maybe Dave is out sick because he went ahead and had an Anus burger from the McD’s in the post from aug.13

    http://www.davezilla.com/2009/08/13/thanks-no-2/%5B/quote%5D

    So Dave suffers from Ass Burgers Syndrome. It’s all starting to make sense to me now …..[/quote]
    You are brilliant, StevieC.

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”636357″]Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?[/quote]

    You’ll notice that we haven’t heard from the janitor either ….

  • junkman

    we wonder where that dave has gone.
    we did love it so. we looked after it like a son.
    And it went wherever we did go.
    Is it in the cupboard?
    Yes! Yes! No!…
    Wouldn’t we like to know? It was a lovely little dave.
    And it went wherever we did go.
    It’s behind the sofa!
    Where can that dave be?
    It is a most elusive dave!
    And it went wherever we did go.
    Ooooh, davey, davey, davey dave!
    A-dave, a-dave, a-dave, a-davey, ooooh.
    Ooooh, davey, davey, davey dave!
    That went wherever we did go.

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