Notes to Self, No. 5,801, Breakfast Edition

When making oatmeal, the required steps are:

  1. Boil water
  2. Add dried oatmeal to bowl
  3. Add the water to the oatmeal before eating
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  1. Don’t feel bad. I put the orange juice in the cupboard yesterday morning.

  2. Mandy

    Talk about Dry Mouth! :wtf:

  3. Marcus

    1. Boil Water
    2. add oatmeal to bowl
    3. Pour OJ in bowl
    4. Opps. that isn’t the water

    True story last of oatmeal. Considered eating it, but thought better

  4. hehehe…old age setting in Dave? 😛

    Don’t worry it happens to the best of us! 😀

  5. Amanda B.

    Don’t iron your clothes while wearing them.

    Don’t blow-dry your hair while in the shower.

    Don’t turn package upside-down…but the directions are on the bottom.


  6. Amanda B.

    Thanks for not posting any more of those Artists’ Models. Ick!!!
    Instructions: Close eyes, then paint.

  7. Sorry, Amanda. Two more on the way, then it’s back to normal (If there is such a thing here).

  8. Well, now that you have finished your breakfast, you are ready to have that lunch-time delicacy: oatmeal breaded tongue. TASTY!

  9. Hey, I just had a thought! Dave, these would make a nasty colouring book!

  10. Paige

    How do you fix it with milk??????:boobs:

  11. twiZted

    Glad to see I’m not the only one yhat does that.

  12. Pappy

    Eh don’t feel bad. I once tried to make Easy Mac, and when I put it in the microwave, I didn’t realize I had forgotten to add water.
    Needless to say, there are now burn marks on the inside of our microwave and several memorable pictures of the black crater-like pile of macaroni. 😀

  13. Looks like you discovered the white trash way to lay down wallpaper.

  14. Dang Esther, I thought you liked me!

    BTW, we use grits…sticks better, lasts longer.

  15. Ace

    OR you could put some oatmeal in you mouth and pour some water in your mouth and shake your head and get the whole oatmeal-in-the-making-experience!

  16. misskitty

    Hey I use my empty milk jugs to make tea in(after rinsing with almost boiling water) and grabbed it thinking i had grabbed the milk jug, Tea just dose’nt work well with honeycomb. 😛

  17. Spud

    If I was your Doc davidge, I’d be ordering some tests.

    This list of fo-pars keeps growing…


  18. dougieace

    next time do the oatmeal before boiling the syringe

  19. frisko

    My sister used used hot tap water to make oats for the baby, the child used to cry if we ran out of oatmeal. The babies food often resembled wet horse food. Alice loved it anyway.

  20. or you can be a lazy ass like me and just pop it all in the microwave.

  21. Christall

    Hey, Congrats to Dave.. Now you can be a member of the breakfast club..

    now you must mess up lunch and dinner to become a FULL member.

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