Note to Self, No. 6,990

The next time you grocery shop, look into purchasing actual food. While having 53 condiments is impressive, having something to put them on would be more impressive.

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  1. Janet

    😑 I can’t get the link of the day. Just Miss Teen South Carolina. Wow. I could only listen to it once. I guess the answer, “World Peace”, wouldn’t have fit.

    First Post!

  2. Janet

    Dave, are you saying ‘you’ bought 53 condiments? Do you buy your meat and potatoes at Costco? I’m all for the 15 pound bags of frozen chicken breasts, or meat balls, and the 20# bag of potatoes or rice, and sometimes you just don’t need a gallon size jug of bar-b-que sauce or mayo.

  3. Doris

    Dave, dude, your link of the day goes to your video of the day! :wtf:

    *57* condiments? I can think of a lot of condiments, but probably not more than 20!

  4. Isn’t that what those big old shelves on the door of the fridge are there for. Or is it a conspiracy by the refrigerator manufacturers by allowing space and putting us in the position of having to fill them. Or yet what about the difference between men & women on the spice vs sauce debate. OMG there could be dozens of explanations, but I like to accent the flavor of my food with stuff that tastes good so why the hell not.

    BTW Grocery shopping just sucks anyway.

  5. All spices. No meat. Sounds almost like the Peppermint Lounge in Jacksonville, FL. God I miss Little Bit.

  6. .. especially if that something was a young Kim Basinger.

    (PS Dave Γ’β‚¬β€œ Link of the day needs a fixinÒ€ℒ.)

  7. Mjaz

    If Miss South Carolina was way more butch, she would have a great future as a politician.

  8. [Comment ID #199224 will be quoted here]

    Good catch. Thanks! 😳


    [Comment ID #199228 will be quoted here]

    Bettin it would take Lung 9.5 weeks to finish off those condom mints with a Young Kim Bassinger….

  10. Holy shit! You managed to carry 53 condiments home from the grocery store. I only carried 10 down a hill and those cocksucking tablets of stone almost gave me a freakin’ hernia.

  11. Zilla the Younger

    Shopping without a list again eh?

    That’ll teach ya, enjoy your ketchup sandwich!

  12. patrick

    black pepper, red pepper, white pepper, lemon pepper, cayenne pepper, peppercorn melange, salt, hot salt, garlic salt, celery salt, season salt, garlic powder, oregano, parsley, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, basil, onion powder, paprika, foengreek, Old Bay Seasoning, poultry seasoning, cumin, cloves, fennel, crushed mint, parsley, poppy seed, thyme, rosemary, butter sprinkles, marjoram, pumpkin pie spice, nutmeg, crushed cloves, whole cloves,turmeric, sage, whole bay leaves, crushed bay leaves, vanilla, ground mustard, pizza seasoning, creole seasoning, rice vinegar, white vinegar, apple cider vinegar, olive oil, chives, chili powder, saffron, caraway seeds, nutmeg, cherry extract, almond extract, cocoa powder, sugar. (58) Who knew one cabinet held so much!

  13. Spud

    I’ll have six slices of white bread toasted thanks.

  14. Bigwavdave

    Note to Miss South Carolina – Oh yeah baby, just keep doin’ that :wang: Just don’t say anything while you’re at it.

  15. On the other hand, with 57 condiments in the house, your sex life has never been better.

  16. Pookazilla

    The only things you need to have in your house to eat are the Zillagirls….and of course cumin. :wang:

    I don’t thing America’s educational problems could have been expressed more clearly than Miss South Carolina did.

  17. StevieC

    57 condiments and nothing on 😈

  18. Invite us over for brunch/lunch/dinner/breakfast…shit, just invite us over. Spice is good but I do prefer it smothered in sauce. 😈

  19. Spud

    Um, did Miss Carolina actually say anything? :wtf:

    “…such as somma people in South Africa and irack to help build them…”

    Truly, you U.S. Americans are onto something here, I’m not sure what, but hell, she looks good.

  20. family jules

    I limit myself to 4 condiments:

    Mayo: for my husband’s insistence on lunch meat sandwiches as a staple of diet.

    Mustard: for when we have company and want to dress up the hot dogs a little.

    BBQ sauce: to keep in the fridge and never use, but to convince my husband that he will indeed cook out again someday.

    Ketchup: in a one gallon container in the door of the fridge with a pump dispenser….because I have a 12 year old grandson.

  21. I need count my condiments…….but I’m afraid to, the bottom shelf in my fridge is filled with them, because I’m a cook, and I like to experiment…….but it does help that you have something to put them on……..

    But I keep my most important condiments in the door……chocolate sauce……whipped cream……..but I guess you could say that those would be fashion accessories for my slaves……. 😈

  22. I think I could do without 53 condiments. 53 condoms however… well, that’s where the chocolate and whipped cream come in. 😈

  23. How embarrassing that I relate to this!

    Thank god for online ordering and home delivery. That way I don’t have to face the check-out girl with my extra-large bottles of ketchup and 8 tubs of Ben And Jerry’s.


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