How to raise the national alcoholism rate of:

  1. Canada: Bacon-flavoured beer
  2. Cuba: Black-bean Mojitos
  3. United States: Fast food-flavoured light beer
  4. Australia: Vegemite-flavoured beer
  5. England: Curry-flavored Pims
  6. Ireland: No need to raise it any further
  7. Sweden: Lutefisk vodka
  8. Nigeria: Yam shots
  9. Mexico: Pepper-flavoured tequila. Oh wait. They have that.
  10. Which ones did I miss?
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  1. First! Oh wait. Gah, I’ll talk to you later. That milkshake made me sick. :puke:

  2. Here, have an egg. You’ll feel better something. :puke:

  3. Flash Gordon

    Apparently a few of us don’t have much to do on
    this fine Saturday afternoon.
    11. Poland: invade Germany.
    12. Russia: mint julep vodka.
    ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜• :wtf:

  4. Bigwavdave

    Phillipines – Balut flavored San Miguel beer (Domestic)

  5. AnnieB

    Greece: Baklava flavored Ouzo

  6. AnnieB

    BTW, Head Dope … why did you use the British spelling of flavor on all examples EXCEPT the one for ENGLAND??!! ๐Ÿ˜›

  7. Drusky

    Hawaii: Pineapple shooters
    Springfield: Doughnut flavored Flaming Moes
    Bill Clinton: Hillary getting elected making him the “First Man”
    Jamaica: Gonja flavored Rum
    China: Any drink that isn’t ‘free’…

  8. Drusky

    [Comment ID #199122 will be quoted here]
    Dave, stop egging her on… ๐Ÿ™„

  9. t1nyturtle

    France: champagne-flavored vodka

  10. Chris S

    Belgium: Curry or Paprika flavored beer.

    They seem to be obsessed with curry and paprika here. :wtf:
    Belgium does have a lot of damn good beer already… I should know, I am drinking one now. mmmmmmm….Hoegaarden ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Antarctica: Fish-head beer wine for all those fancy tuxedoed penguins. ๐Ÿ˜›

  12. Oops, I meant Fish-head wine, not beer wine. I gotta stop mixing my drinks. ๐Ÿ˜›

  13. chainstay

    Finland: Herring flavored vodka with cabbage back.

  14. Columbia – cocoa flavored brews
    Virgin Islands – No more virgin drinks
    San Francisco – Ass flavored ales
    Any college – give them a buck
    My work – Let me off 10 minutes early

  15. J

    For me I’ll take a pepperoni with green olives vodka
    with beer flavor added,and try to not pass out from the luxury of it all ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  16. J

    Canada-snow cone rum

  17. Spud

    Australia – BBQ Steak flavoured beer
    New Zealand – Sheep dip
    Japan – Raw hops, barley and yeast (the sushi of beers)

  18. patrick

    Ireland- Either tell them the Pope decreed it or that the Queen outlawed it!
    Jamaica- Put a nice fat bud in the bottle.
    Scotland-Uh, never mind.
    Poland-serve it in cups so those idiots don’t have to figure out how to open a can or bottle.

  19. The Galaxy: Non-stop Pan Galactic Gargleblasters!

  20. Bigwavdave

    [Comment ID #199164 will be quoted here]

    One large gold brick and a slice of lemon please. ๐Ÿ˜€

  21. Saudi Arabia: Reduce the penalty for drinking alcohol to life imprisonment.
    Brazil: Free haircut (ehem) with every Caipirinha.
    India: Have Southern Comfort open a chain of call centers.
    Seattle: Pass a law that youรขโ‚ฌโ„ขre only allowed drink on rainy days.
    Chappaquiddick Island: Announce the annual bridge-missing contest.
    Sweden: Launch a national happy hour – Only 30 bucks a beer!
    Mongolia: Produce a brand of vodka called รขโ‚ฌหœI Canรขโ‚ฌโ„ขt Believe Itรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs Not Yak Milk!รขโ‚ฌโ„ข.
    The Vatican: Add a super-size option to the sacrament of Communion.

  22. ZillaGirl Flavored Beer/Wine/Vodka/Bourbon/etc!
    Ooh jello shots with little ZillaGirl mint figurines molded into them.
    You wanna eat out the ZillaGirl first then swallow the rest. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  23. Drusky

    [Comment ID #199198 will be quoted here]
    Wouldn’t that be like a tootsie pop? How many licks does it to take to get to the creamy center? ๐Ÿ˜›

  24. Brett

    Italy: Pizza-flavored Spumante
    Belgium: Frites-with-mayo-flavored blanche-beer
    Bavaria: Sausageundsauerkraut-pilsener
    New Orleans: Lobster martini with a shrimp twist
    Scotland: Haggis-topped dark ale
    Australia: hot meat pie floaters in jugs of chilled lager

  25. Yucca

    Wisconsin:Cheese flavored milk w/khalua
    Idaho:Potato Vodka…oh already got that one.
    Alaska:perma frost martinis
    Nevada: It’s still in Vegas and that’s where it’s stayin’
    Montana:Broke Back Beer

  26. [Comment ID #199185 will be quoted here]

    You had me at India. :puke: :java:

  27. jewel-o-de-nile

    Kenya: beer flavored beer; just give them an excuss -any excuss (even “today is almost friday” day will do)

    ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜ˆ :boob: :wang: :undies: ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ‘ฟ โ“ :wtf: :boob: :boob: :dead: :kiss: :limp: :!:by the way, these are some of those exsusses to have a 13 pack of beer

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