Modern Literature in Five Words

Swann’s Way — Marcel Proust
“I just can’t fall asleep.”

Lo! — Charles Fort
“It’s raining cats and frogs.”

Mists of Avalon — Marion Zimmer Bradley
“Ew! With your own brother?”

The Prophet — Kahlil Gibran
“You’re all just lazy peasants.”

The DaVinci Code — Dan Brown
“Fine. Blame Leonardo for everything.”

Angela’s Ashes — Frank McCourt
“Irish boys have dreadful lives.”

Finnegan’s Wake — James Joyce
“They’ll never figure this out.”

Little Birds — Anaïs Nin
“Girls have naughty thoughts, too!”

The Age of Spiritual Machines — Ray Kurzweil
“Yes, computers will take over.”

Against All Enemies — Richard A. Clarke
“War on terror? Good one!”

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18 Replies to “Modern Literature in Five Words”

  1. Less modern:
    War and Peace – French are crap at war.
    King Lear – Teenage daughters are a problem.
    Treasure Island – Don’t talk to strange men.

  2. “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus” – Invasion of the :boobs::boobs:-grabbers.

    Although I heard it once said: “Men are from Earth, women are from earth. Deal with it!”

    PS Thank you Moxie … I’ve been wondering what that feeling was.

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  4. The Stranger– Albert Camus
    Malaise? Go shoot an Arab.

    Nausea –Jean-Paul Sartre
    I’m more morose than you.

    Flowers of Evil — Baudeliare
    Praise the beautiful wicked.

    The Genealogy of Morals–Nietzsche
    Civilization. Bah! A junk heap.

    Catcher in the Rye–Salinger
    Adolescents make holy rebels.

    On the Road–Kerouac
    Keep moving with happy restlessness

    Women–Bukowski
    Whenever possible, shag the ladies

    Wuthering Heights–Emily Bronte
    Love’s comeback: incestuous reincarnation

    Manfred Park–Jane Austin
    Wit above all else

    The Poems of Emily Dickinson–E.D.
    A discursive depression questions glory

  5. Thanks Mandy, by the way, I thought your Vagina Monologues screamingly funny, quite succinct, and the best of the bunch. 🙂

  6. I haven’t a clue where I came up with the title, “Manfred Park.” :wtf: Jane Austin’s book is actually called “Mansfield Park.”

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