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  • Mandy

    “no, i do not want to see your nuts, mister.”

  • junkman

    let go of my hand you old pervert and fuck the t-shirts i need pants. :boxers:

  • Patrick

    Hi little girl. Wanna play with my goobers? I’m just nuts about your pretty little shirt, and I do mean little. Cashew? God Bless You.

  • Spud

    This is Amerikan humour right, because to me, this is just plain nutty.

    :gay:

  • Meagan

    “Uh… no thanks, I’m allergic.”

  • Drusky

    In a sign of the times, the depressed market forces Jimmy Carter to fall back to his roots…

  • Drusky

    “Hey baby, I’ll make it stick to the roof of your mouth. You want it creamy or super chunk?”

  • janeeto

    [quote comment=”452639″]”Hey baby, I’ll make it stick to the roof of your mouth. You want it creamy or super chunk?”[/quote]
    WINNER!! But, eeww… kind of gross :puke:

  • julesOdeNile

    Y’all are some sick SOBs. I love it! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰
    but i goota say, that Madam is recruiting them way too early, and pimping them off to such nuts!

  • AnnieB

    I wonder if he’s ever called Mr. Dickhead… oh, sorry, that would be whatshisname. πŸ˜›

  • Bigwavdave

    Mr. Pee-nut finds another golden shower partner…

  • junkman

    what happened that any generation could find a green and white polka dot pant suit wearable.
    why is mr. monacled peanut pith head wearing lipstick?
    is that a cane in his hand or does he have a peronie?
    why is there a used kleenex on the ground behind him?
    orange you glad you’re not the little girl?

  • Lung the Younger

    From a very early age Monica Lewinsky’s Mom taught her how to hold an upper class penuts in her hand.

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”453792″]From a very early age Monica Lewinsky’s Mom taught her how to hold an upper class penuts in her hand.[/quote]

    …followed by oral instructions?

  • Da Popster

    Another sign of hard economic times, a mother forced to pimp her daughter to some nut case to pay for the sub prime mortgage and SUV ( Hummer ? ) payements ………. sorry, best I could come up with. 😯

  • ShiftyTim

    [quote comment=”453777″]what happened that any generation could find a green and white polka dot pant suit wearable.
    why is mr. monacled peanut pith head wearing lipstick?
    is that a cane in his hand or does he have a peronie?
    why is there a used kleenex on the ground behind him?
    orange you glad you’re not the little girl?[/quote]
    I believe the decline of modern society can be directly traced back to when people STOPPED wearing polka dot pant suits…but thats just my opinion…BRING BACK THE PANT SUITS! πŸ˜‰

  • Nicolette

    “Well, now that you’ve seen the nutz,…… can I interest you my the foot long??” 😳 :wang: 😳

  • Flash Gordon

    [quote comment=”453814″][quote comment=”453792″]From a very early age Monica Lewinsky’s Mom taught her how to hold an upper class penuts in her hand.[/quote]

    …followed by oral instructions?[/quote]
    Yes, and by a pretty blue dress! πŸ‘Ώ 😯 😈

  • Spud

    Man walks into a psychiatrists office wrapped in cellophane.

    The psychiatrist says

    ‘I can clearly see you’re nuts”

  • julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”453866″]”Well, now that you’ve seen the nutz,…… can I interest you my the foot long??” 😳 :wang: :oops:[/quote]
    [quote comment=”454463″]Man walks into a psychiatrists office wrapped in cellophane.

    The psychiatrist says

    ‘I can clearly see you’re nuts”[/quote]
    DIZZ NUTZ!!!! πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ ❗

  • Tammy

    Where are the little girls pants?

  • J

    I’m digging the fact that you could get a cool T-shirt for $1.49-now thats awesome!

  • Kami

    Is that a peanut in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? πŸ˜›

  • Mark

    Nice to meet you little girl. Want to see what happens when you pull my finger.
    It’ll make you go nuts.

  • Master Solace

    Now I’m not as creeped out by those Emerald Nuts commercials…I’m just glad he hasn’t been shelled yet…

  • bellalunastellar

    $1.49 all sizes….. what? were they all smalls?

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