Halloween Costume Suggestion #1

Halloween suggestion #1

All week I will be offering suggestions for Halloween. They will only get weirder as the week goes on. You’ve been warned.


  1. Socks with sandals? Now there’s a fashion fauxpas if I’ve ever seen one.

  2. P..rick

    The long long lost brother of the singing cowboy in New York City ❓

  3. Hmmm… what’s wrong with this picture?

    What’s right?

  4. Bec

    Getting weirder as the week goes on? This is going to be a fun week Dave, can’t wait! 😀

  5. russ

    I wouldn’t pay for that hooker.

    The cops couldn’t find anything else for their latest prostitution sting.

  6. Da Popster

    My daughter when she was young used to say “Gag me with a spoon”. Seems appropriate.
    Dave: Where’s the green “HURL” icon? Coulda used it.


    Jimmy Buffett – before the salt.

  8. Ah yes – a classic look for winter.
    Note the brown belt to hold up the Invisible Pants, as well as the mini-handbag to carry the Invisible Dignity.
    Okay – no more shopping at LOL-Mart for you.

  9. That’s Leslie Cochran, Austin’s most famous cross-dresser and occasional mayoral candidate. I’ve never seen him in the underwear, but the rest of it resembles what he usually wears.

  10. Might be good for warmer climes, but here in Canada, you gotta have a costume that fits over your snowsuit, especially since it’s snowing RIGHT NOW! I want summer back!!! 😥

  11. Sherri

    Just one word………..EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!

  12. janeeto

    It’s Tuesday. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday is Halloween. Thank God you started on Tuesday and not last Friday. I don’t think I can take that many more pictures. Then on Saturday, you can start on the Election pics. That’ll give you four days!

  13. zinta

    Ok.. this is LESLIE a FAMOUS homeless person in Austin Texas.. my home town.. this guy actually ran for mayor here and got on the ticket.

  14. Stefanie

    Hey…..It’s LESLIE!!! WASSUUUUUP!!

    You should see the back view……..he’s usually wearing a thong!!! 😯

  15. Drusky

    Now you know what Mr. Peanut was wearing UNDER the outfit… 😯

  16. Spud

    No, no need to go any further Dave, you are already looking at your Halloween costume!

  17. julesOdeNile

    😐 is evil milk got from sucking on man boobs much like the ones portrayed in this pictographic evidence provided by MR. DAVID ZILLASKI for education purposes only 😕 ❓

  18. Chris S

    Where exactly do you live Dave? I just want to be sure never to come within 200 miles of the place.

  19. fruf

    OMG Foghorn Leghorn

  20. Spud

    [quote comment=”464035″]SOMEONE cared enough to wax, I see! ;)[/quote]
    Thanks Nicole, you made me look again… 😕 😛

  21. junkman

    i see the utility belt but i didn’t know barry gibb was a super hero. why does he need 2 purses? what’s with the german sock sandal look? who would have thought that wearing children’s under wear might make one’s package look larger? 😐

  22. J

    It’s a fairy nice outfit.

  23. [quote comment=”462936″]Jimmy Buffett – before the salt.[/quote]

    Looks like he spent one too many days wastin’ away in Margaritaville…

    Dave, you’ve absconded with my favorite icon again! 🙁

  24. Bec

    [quote comment=”464192″][quote comment=”464035″]SOMEONE cared enough to wax, I see! ;)[/quote]
    Thanks Nicole, you made me look again… 😕 :P[/quote]
    Ugh, I unfortunately did too… 🙁

  25. junkman

    [quote comment=”464327″]Nice legs?[/quote]
    shame about the face ❓

  26. Rufnkdnme

    [quote comment=”463139″]Hey…..It’s LESLIE!!! WASSUUUUUP!!

    You should see the back view……..he’s usually wearing a thong!!!

    I have to disagree…I for one am thankful that that rear view was not included. Thanks Dave.

  27. Rufnkdnme

    Am i seeing Man Boobs? I wish I would have waited until after lunch to log on…

  28. junkman

    [quote comment=”464339″]his bro

    i know i have to assume some responsibility for clicking on the link but i did not need to see the bro. thanks (not) for sharing. (if a puke icon was available it would be placed here now)

  29. Don

    Oh darn Clydes out of jail again

  30. Keefer

    As the recession takes it’s toll, Jim works hard for the money 😉

  31. Good heavens, socks with mules. Tacky tacky.

  32. Tammy

    I told Bono that outfit did not match.

  33. Mark

    Matching Shirt with Panties, Priceless

  34. I think I just threw up a little. 🙂

    But seriously…this might take the cake as best (worst) halloween costume ever.

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