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  • Sammy

    Why is the guy dressed as a girl?

  • julesOdeNile

    Goldie Locks in “the bear who shagged me” 😳 ❗ (i know, rather obvious but it’s early in the morning on this side of the Nile)

  • Spud

    If that’s a guy Sammy, I think I’m batting for the other team!.

    As for the outfit, I think pink would be most becoming for you Dave, kinda surreal like, plus! bonus points for a larger lolly pop!

  • Lung the Younger

    Watch out Goldie. I can see your bear behind.

  • Nicolette

    Goldilocks looks “bearly” dressed and I think that’s what Smokey there likes! 😀

  • zinta

    I think Leslie was less creepy than this one.

  • Mandy

    zomg pedo-bear!!!!! too funny 👿

  • StevieC

    And then Goldilocks found out that papa bear fit “just right”.

  • Bigwavdave

    OK – So I’d do her…but only if the bear is watching…

  • Patrick

    Re: Link of the Day- They’re gypsies and your grandparents got screwed on their driveway and roof repair job to pay for that cow’s wedding!

  • Da Popster

    Haaaayyyyy Booboo !! You and me gonna have a pic-a-nik and blondie here is gonna be the main course!! Dammit Dave, where’s that HURL ICON !!!! 😯

  • junkman

    given the color of the inside of the bear’s mouth i’d say he’s already tasted this honeypot ❗

  • Keefer

    News just in…..
    Papa Bear divorces Mama Bear and shacks up with Goldie!

  • Drusky

    Just goes to show you that bears just can’t resist a sticky honey hole… ❗

  • junkman

    are the bottom lips of bears always made out of long turds?

  • Mandy Fish

    Furvert.

  • junkman

    is she pointing at her mouth to let us know where papa bear’s hot porridge went? 😐

  • cbatdux

    Yogi gonna give his hoagie to Goldie.

  • Drusky

    and you thought that bears only eat fish that swim upstream…

  • P..rick

    “I don’t Know Pappa Bear, It’s just too hot ,too big, and too hard…” You know the porridge, the chair, and the bed. Oh you sick bastards, perverting such a wholesome story and degrading it to such a nasty level. I cant’t wait until they make it into a movie.

  • rust

    gee, those pink bottoms are just about ready to hit the floor … !!

  • Patrick

    Hey, getta load of that! An all day sucker– in the hands of an all night sucker! Don’t think she hasn’t played Hide the Salami a couple times.

  • Bec

    [quote comment=”467864″]”I don’t Know Pappa Bear, It’s just too hot ,too big, and too hard…”

    You know the porridge, the chair, and the bed.

    Oh you sick bastards, perverting such a wholesome story and degrading it to such a nasty level. I cant’t wait until they make it into a movie.[/quote]
    They probably already have, check an X rated video shop! LOL

  • Meagan

    Goldilocks and the Three Bear Orgy. 😯

  • Don

    I betYogi felled her pot with honey

  • cbatdux

    She’s bear-ly legal!!!!

  • junkman

    [quote comment=”468306″]I betYogi felled her pot with honey[/quote]
    hee hee. i bet paul bunyan could fell her pot too. 😆

  • Rufnkdnme

    I’d like to “beary” myself in that! 👿

  • Bigwavdave

    This has become unbearable

    Sorry – That was em-bear-assing

  • janeeto

    Link of the day: Bride’s mom’s name is Theresa. Mother Theresa. Read the caption. Ha ha ha! Right.
    Look at groom’s face; look at bride’s dad’s face. Hmmm. Looks like some in-breeding is about to happen!

  • Mark

    Papa Bear to Goldilocks: “Do Blondes really have more fun ?”

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