Fun with Hummers

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44 responses to “Fun with Hummers”

1. 

   03 July, 2006

   Meagan

   Siphon all the gas out of their tank, that way you don’t have to waste money at the pumps! 😈

   Put on those bullet hole stickers so the owner will think someone shot at the car.

   Paint on rainbow stripes and attach a sign that says, “For some good homo lovin’ call…”

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   03 July, 2006

   Esther

   I’d go with a classic – the banana in the tail pipe. In this case, you could probably fit a whole bunch in that sucker.

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   03 July, 2006

   larfus

   Replace the H with a D to say Dummer. 🙄

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4. 

   03 July, 2006

   Lung the Younger

   STICKERS:
   ‘Xtreme Grocery Shopping.’
   ‘Caution: Chickenhawk in Denial’
   ‘Driving a Prius = Letting the terrorists win.’
   ‘Hunting deer is for faggots. Join the Minutemen’
   ‘American beer, foreign oil. Hell yeah!’
   ‘Iraq. Loved the war so much, I bought the car.’
   ‘RNC Parking Permit’
   ‘Why Hummer? ..because I couldn’t pronounce Porsche.’

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5. 

   03 July, 2006

   larfus

   Oh and I think somebodys already stole the pink painting idea Dave. http://www.eefoof.com/image/206 :wtf:

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   03 July, 2006

   Spud

   Neat trick, 4 spaces at once.

   #3 sounds do-able and highly amusing.

   However, I always believe in the old and tested methods…

   #7 – Slash the tyres –

   🙄

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7. 

   03 July, 2006

   Alex

   Release from tires that are impeding the adjoining space!

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8. 

   03 July, 2006

   Anna

   One word: “Sledgehammer”.

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9. 

   03 July, 2006

   Spud

   3 words …

   “I wanna be ….”

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10. 

    03 July, 2006

    bhamm

    One Bumpber Sticker says it all:

    Hummer… Making Up for Small Penises Since 1998.

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11. 

    03 July, 2006

    Nikki

    Spray paint, “PENIS ENVY” on all four sides.

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12. 

    03 July, 2006

    DaveP

    Petroleum jelly is very difficult to remove from auto glass.

    It also slowly dissolves the rubber gaskets around the windows and the windshield wipers.

    Applying it just to the wipers is particularly insidious.

    I hear. No first-hand experience in my troubled youth, natch.

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13. 

    03 July, 2006

    Drusky

    In Northern Nevada, the Hummer is quite popular, but unlike California, we actually see them offroad, not just city driving like those pussies on CSI:Miami… Too mush of a status thing, tho… I’ll stick to my 87 Surburban for the Winter snow and back country and the Toyota Camery for the serious city/highway driving…

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14. 

    03 July, 2006

    Drusky

    Oops, can’t even spell ‘Camry’… gotta buy new coffee maker today… :java: :java: 😳

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15. 

    03 July, 2006

    Dino

    Only trouble is that’s not a Hummer. A Hummer has the spare tire on the back door. It’s most likely a Jeep Cherokee and everyone knows that anyone who drives a car named for an American Indian is politically incorrect.

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16. 

    03 July, 2006

    scamper95

    nothing like a little c4 to help put one in its parking spot

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17. 

    03 July, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    Perhaps the best thing to do, assuming this is a publicly-owned garage, is to inform the local constabulary and insist they enforce whatever regulations are on the books. Vigilantism is not the answer.

    So, for instance, I would never suggest using a squirt gun filled with ferric chloride (liquid rust). Such a suggestion would offend my sensibilities as a law-abiding member of society. I certainly wouldn’t want that…

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18. 

    03 July, 2006

    Rosalind

    Why not just dump them in a field with all the SUVs, and set fire to them!? 😛 Oh. We don’t want the petrol to be wasted; so we’ll siphon that off first! 😈

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    03 July, 2006

    Patrick

    I’ve seen the pink Hummer. It resides in Poteau OK. Also home of the World’s Tallest Hill for you utrivia buffs.
    Sorry, I can’t advocate for or condone destruction of property. I’m an adult now and while they USED to tolerate that behavior in teenagers they don’t anymore and never did with those of us old enough to pay for the damages.
    But I will laugh my ass off when they pay for the fuel to feed that beast!
    Young Frankensteve was in freakin credible!

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20. 

    03 July, 2006

    mikeme

    Nothing says “SCREW YOU” like owning a Hummer! 👿 👿

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21. 

    03 July, 2006

    NuggetMaven

    I tend to go “Old School” in the “vehicular retribution” department…

    I prefer the two pronged attack of:

    #1. Crazy glue in door locks
    #2. Dog poo under door handle

    The end result is that the person attempting to enter the vehicle will tug on the handle a minimum of two times before they realize they’re now fingernails-deep into dog waste.

    Good times!!! 😈

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22. 

    03 July, 2006

    Da Popster

    Awww just put a bumper sticker on the back that sez: “Bikers Suck and Harleys are for Fags” ……… won’t even make it outta the parking lot. 😛 :wtf:

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23. 

    03 July, 2006

    Da Popster

    Orrrrrrrrrr, put a dog in the vehicle, feed it raw hamburg with some laxative in it and let the pooch redecorate the interior. 👿 Actually happened, REALLY bitter enemies they were. :puke:

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24. 

    03 July, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    Much simpler just to dump a pound of sugar in the petrol tank. 👿 👿

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25. 

    03 July, 2006

    phil

    i hear that gasoline and bleach react vvery violently. inject one ping pong ball with bleach, place in gas tank, and leave. the gas will eat through the plastic on the ping pong ball pretty quickly, and then it won’t even matter how shitty the fireworks are in california

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    03 July, 2006

    Penguin Pete

    True story: In a Nevada parking garage I saw one with a “PETA” bumper sticker. I was convulsed. I wanted to leave a note: “Those animals you profess to love so much need to breathe, too!”

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27. 

    03 July, 2006

    Spud

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    Thx Dr Phil.

    😈

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28. 

    03 July, 2006

    Zeke

    change the tires so they’re all different sizes

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29. 

    03 July, 2006

    Drusky

    Dave, It’s nice to see the caliber of sadistic leanings that the mere mention of a Hummer can bring out of the (usually) decent, law-abiding, ‘wouldn’t hurt a fly’ citizens of this website… 🙄

    I’m so glad the idea of crazy-gluing the windshield wiper blades to the windshield or using epoxy to glue the gas cap in place would never occur to any of the gentle people here… 😈

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30. 

    03 July, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    Spray-paint the headlights black. 😕 👿 🙂 😈

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31. 

    04 July, 2006

    Zeke

    sideswipe him with an 18 wheeler.

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32. 

    04 July, 2006

    Meagan

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    How ’bout a dildo instead of a banana?

    😈

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33. 

    04 July, 2006

    GollyG

    Hummers are perfect for off-road work. Make the owner proud and throw mud all over it to make it look suitably macho. It’s a popular pastime here in Europe for all 4×4’s in cities.

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34. 

    04 July, 2006

    tres

    the only good “hummers” I get fom my girlfriends

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35. 

    04 July, 2006

    Mandy

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    Amen! :wang:

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36. 

    04 July, 2006

    Drusky

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    Yes, but can you go ‘off-road’?

    😛

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37. 

    05 July, 2006

    Omega

    I’ve always preferred something rather…. dramatic. Think, Motolov cocktail up the gas tank. Hmmmmm, what else……. Oh! I always like something along the lines of “rabid weasel”! Or perchance glue some fake :boob: :boob: to it. Also, spray paint on the back,
    “UP YOURS BITCHES!”
    Another thing to do is to use the old Mentos-in-the-diet-soda-bottle trick multiple times on the interior. And under the hood. Hmmm, so endless are the possibilities….. I’m thinkin, “Bottle rocket screaming towards the hood.” Just thinking about doing several of the many good suggestions makes me go all :wang:. Yeah. 😈

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38. 

    05 July, 2006

    Master Solace

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    I had a “hummer” off road……and on the side of the road too….but that is a different story……… 😈

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39. 

    05 July, 2006

    Master Solace

    And something to defile a Hummer……..I saw an H2 that was parked like that……..so……..I put pieces of lunchmeat on it, egged it good, and put an extra-large condom over the tailpape…………..that was fun…………….. 😈

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40. 

    05 July, 2006

    Russell

    ive seen small cars double parked why not do the same to them. why all the hate on the hummer idiots drive all kinds of cars i am a tall man i am not comfortable in a compact car i do not drive a hummer though i do agree that it is a status simble and idoits no matter what they drive should be hurt i do not think one car should be singled out :boob: :boob: :wang: :wang:

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41. 

    06 July, 2006

    Rick

    large sticker attached to sheet metal body panels using 2 part epoxy adhesive (funny looking little syringe looking thing available at most hardware stores) ——- “I like driving hummers, I like giving hummers” —

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42. 

    06 July, 2006

    Rick

    actually, people who drive hummers obviously have some pretty serious self image issues so it really isn’t nice to pick on them —– the only thing the hummer does is to make their problems obvious to the rest of us without having to actually meet them first — kind of like an advance warning system. Maybe we should be thanking them ?

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43. 

    06 July, 2006

    Kate

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    i personaly would go for the alber horsecock but then agian maby it woudn’t do justis to make the poor owner jelous would it now;) 🙄 😆

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44. 

    06 July, 2006

    Kate

    also for all those entail aparently i can’t spell so just forgive and forget. 😛

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