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Free PC to Devil-worshipping home

Attention K-Mart Shoppers! Free PC to an honest, god-loathing home. The text, as near as I can decipher it (Spelling and capitalization left intact):


† | Ezekiel 1:2 | JOHN3:16 | LUKE 2:20 | †

Say no the INTERNET

God so loved ♥ the world that he gave his only begotten → SON
that whosoever believeth in HIM shall not perish but have everlasting life —and no WWW!

I am giving this away to YOU the GODLESS person whom that believes in TELEVISion and the Intenrnet—IT IS A LIE DONT’ YOU SEE??? God will love you no matter→ what.

ONLY with the blood of Jesus can the Evil of LUCIFERS Internet be vancquished once and for ALL.

The computer Has a Virus, Who is the Father of Virus? Why Satan! Now do you see

The Devil owns the INTERNET and he owns →→YOUR SOUL←←

And this quote by the devil’s head: “All your’e soul is belong to me!”

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  1. So where can I pick it up? I can exorcise it.

    Is this from the “All your base are belong to us” guy?

  2. Spud

    Ineresting outdoor shot, nature at its best 😈

  3. Woah, and I thought Carrie’s mother DIED in the movie, pierced by knives …

    OR NOT!

  4. Esther

    Does this mean that Satan decided to ‘Switch’? Too many Red Screens of Death’ll do that to ya.:twisted:

  5. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    How un-PC can you get?

    And Dave I can’t believe you actually took this machine home, don’t you read Stephen King novels?

    An old homeless guy probably lives inside it and every night pops out of the disc drive looking for new blood to power the internet.

    But even if that likely event doesn’t happen. I would have still enquired about extended cover options against brimstone, plague, fire and theft, at the very least.

    This baby don’t have INTEL inside, it has EVIL!

    P.S I think this guy also owns a shop. I saw an offer in the window once, that said “Buy one tin and GO TO HELL FOREVER WITH NO HOPE OF REDEMPTION AS YOU ENJOY THE DEVILS BEANS YOU SATAN LOVING HEATHEN, I HOPE YOU PERISH IN ETERNAL HELL FIRE AND PAIN! Please come again.”


  6. ReV.JeLLyBaBY



    You should have told him that his house and car were also posessed and for a small fee…….


  7. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    Sorry to comment again, but

    What’s a Liberal Femin-Nazi?

    It conjures up an image (well in my mind anyway) of a shaven headed woman in Birkenstocks with a nice personality and a swastika tattooed on her forehead.

    Tell me.

    Am I right?


  8. Frisko

    Does the PC work? What kind of creepy stuff did the person have on it to force them to make such an involved and artistic sign to lure someone into picking it up? Do tell. If nothing else, it has part potential for a frankenstein PC. Wonder why they kept the printer.

    Frisko :java:

  9. Mandy

    That PC has born-again cooties. I thought you were a Mac boy, Dave.

    And nice photo. Doggy style always sells a home. :wtf:

  10. Frisko

    Do the humping dogs come with the house? Was the photo taken as a warning to potiential buyers that the neighbors dog is “friendly”? I should wash my eyes out with toothpaste for looking at dog sex at 7am.

    Thanks Nikki for the visual.


  11. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    Well spotted Frisko,

    More odd still is that he didn’t use the “satanic” P.C to produce the satanic sign.

    Or maybe that would make Mary cry?

    I have no idea.


  12. ReV.JeLLyBaBY


    Why don’t you just reverse the polarity?
    (I saw that on Ninja Turtles Once!)

    Then it will become a “Holy Hardrive” and God will once again rule the internet and his kingdom in Google.

    Just like in the book of Genesis…….



  13. Margaret in Germany

    I’ll offer $50 more than the asking price if the dogs come as a package deal with the house.

  14. Elektra

    Let’s get it on. Oooo let’s get it on. Ooo you dirty mutt take me take me now…hehehe:wtf:

  15. did someone say “DOGGY STYLE” — ?

    I´m thinking that there is a connection between Satan’s Personal Computer and his Hounds of Hell. Maybe the house is possessed. Or repossessed. Maybe they’ll let it go for a couple hail mary’s and a few PTL’s.

  16. I think the realtors are highly suspect. Their mugshot alone puts fear into me.

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