Creepy things to call your lover

1. Mandy

   06 January, 2005, 12:02 am

   You must tape a bedroom conversation sometime.

2. Esther

   06 January, 2005, 12:06 am

   I feel so…dirty.:oops:

3. TinaMarie

   06 January, 2005, 12:20 am

   “My irresistible little bottom-feeder”

   Natalie, I’ve got to tell you, that sounds good to me.

   Really good.

   Excuse me, I need to go wake up my husband.

4. julie

   06 January, 2005, 12:25 am

   I may have been called some of these. 😳

5. frisko

   06 January, 2005, 1:46 am

   All the mush is freaking me out.

6. Spud

   06 January, 2005, 1:59 am

   Creeped out would be a better discription…
   😀

7. Ron

   06 January, 2005, 5:09 am

   “My Chunky Monkey”
   …and I’ve actually heard that one used.

8. Anna

   06 January, 2005, 5:21 am

   George Washington and Martha Dandridge Custis were married today in 1759.
   I bet they did call each other one of the above [“my hairball of loveliness” springs to mind].

9. mikeB

   06 January, 2005, 7:05 am

   My crusty cuddle curmudgeon

10. Nikki

    06 January, 2005, 7:15 am

    How about Pookie Bear? That one has always creeped me out. :dead:

11. rust

    06 January, 2005, 11:10 am

    Martha to George Washington:

    My cherry-chopping wooden-toothed sooth-sayer and father to the nation… (ooh, should I take ’em out and gum you all over?)

    Just makes me hot thinking about the republic-building that went on afterwards!

12. Esther

    06 January, 2005, 11:14 am

    Rust, that is just disturbing.:grin:

13. mikeB

    06 January, 2005, 12:33 pm

    Father of the Nation, huh? :wtf:

14. Merth

    06 January, 2005, 1:03 pm

    Dave, you are the stringy toe-jam of my soul! 😮

    Dave, you are the loving zerbert to my naked armpit! :wtf:

15. rust

    06 January, 2005, 1:39 pm

    Geek Warblings:

    • My furry little mouse-pad!
    • Code me now, my parseable RSS feed!
    • My GPS-enabled WAP!
    • My little blue-tooth daemon!
    • My text-friendly little lynx!
    • My cross-platform code migrator
16. frisko

    06 January, 2005, 3:31 pm

    Now I am creeped out.

17. Kranatee

    06 January, 2005, 5:23 pm

    My manager and assistant manager call each other sugar booger. They are not lovers, but I have heard it used.

18. Mandy

    06 January, 2005, 7:16 pm

    You taint my nipples with your festive saliva, my lovely drool bucket.

19. Mandy

    06 January, 2005, 7:18 pm

    😳 Um, I meant TAUNT, not taint.

20. Spud

    06 January, 2005, 9:26 pm

    Taunt / taint, it all ends up the same.

    😀

21. Darrell

    06 January, 2005, 11:13 pm

    Ewww. Ewww. Ewww.

22. DA Funk

    08 January, 2005, 9:38 pm

    *Shiver*
    I wonder how many times a woman would slap you if you said some of those?

23. tom

    09 January, 2005, 9:20 pm

    i’ll call you my little sphicter gerbil if you put it in the old stinkpipe

24. tom

    09 January, 2005, 9:22 pm

    men and women alike love to hear me utter those magic words and then i grab the lube and away we go.

25. austin

    05 March, 2005, 2:54 am

    😛 that is some seriously funny shit guys i gotta say, maybe it’s the herb talking but damn

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