Anagram Interview: Paris Hilton

DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Paris Hilton [anagramming].

Paris Hilton eyeing a copy of her own porn DVDDavezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”
Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.”

Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you doing under the table? Drop something?”
Paris Hilton: “Lost hairpin.”

Davezilla: “I heard you once seduced Ralph Lauren.”
Paris Hilton: “I sit on Ralph.”

Davezilla: “Assume I know nothing about hair. What is your current hairstyle called?”
Paris Hilton: “Rhino plaits.”

Davezilla: “Not that I’m interested, but what do you look for in a man?”
Paris Hilton: “A hip nostril.”

Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”

Davezilla: “What was it like back home?”
Paris Hilton: “A Hilt prison.”

Davezilla: “Describe your typical evening in the NYC bar scene.”
Paris Hilton: “I nip harlots.”

Davezilla: “How do you get a taxi in New York?”
Paris Hilton: “Strip! No, hail!”

Davezilla: “What do you wear when you’re slumming it?”
Paris Hilton: “Oil pan shirt.”

Davezilla: “Describe your best friend, Nicole Ritchie.”
Paris Hilton: “Hip oral snit.”

Davezilla: “I’ve heard you are insistent that your friends refer to you as thin, not skinny?”
Paris Hilton: “Thin! Or I slap.”

Davezilla: “With a CD under your belt, would you list singer as your greatest accomplishment?”
Paris Hilton: “Ha! I list porn.”


  1. Spud

    bwahahahahaa …… excellent davidge! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Now give me back the 2 hours I just lost on the cheerleader game! :geek:

  2. Esther

    Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
    Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”

    Bravissimo, Dave! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  3. Mandy

    Those are fantastic, Dave!

    I’m impressed. You managed to find a picture of her with clothes on. :boobs:

  4. mikeB

    You gotta do Donald Rumsfeld now. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    Not DO him , I meant do an interview. Ahem. ๐Ÿ™„

  5. Anagram
    Ein Interview mit Paris Hilton mit Antworten nur aus Anagrammen. Das dรผrfte in etwa auch ihrem Wortschatz entsprechen.

    Davezilla: โ€œFirst off, how do you start the week?โ€
    Paris Hilton: โ€œI plan or shit.โ€

    Davezilla: โ€œUm, Paris? What are you

  6. I’m not sure, being out of touch at the other end of the galaxy and all…. but what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton? Isn’t that someplace that people go for a vacation?

    — goes back to tweaking the Universal Translator —

  7. Spud

    Int: “Paris what do you do with broken flaps?”

    PH: “Ah, I splint or…”

    Int: “Or what Paris?”

    PH: “Ha, loin strip”

  8. That cheerleeder must have no hips at all to fit through that basketball hoop. :wtf:

  9. Chris

    That’s hot.

  10. As a former college cheerleader – all I can say is – “WOW! They are awesome.”

    Despite the fact that was insane and the girl totally hit her head on the hoop. She had a lot of trust and faith in those guys.

  11. Poofles

    What Chris said.

  12. Steve

    Ditto. ๐Ÿ˜›

  13. To be fair, I got the cheerleader toss link from a place we both know. The Place that Shall Not be Named. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  14. Yes, I saw it there too, Brittney, but if I credit you, I won’t break the first rule. :mrgreen:

  15. Mandy

    what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton?
    It’s piece of trash with an impressive credit line.

  16. Mandy!
    Thanks for the info! Now I know for sure I’ll be spending my next vacation in Paris Hilton!

    My kind of warm, snuggly place. I just hope it’s not too wet

  17. Spud

    A very impressive credit line.

  18. you

    Pairs HIlton has good ass but no tit. i would hit it.

  19. Well you, if we see “Pairs HIlton”, we’ll let her know. ๐Ÿ™„

  20. Mandy

    I have a mini like that one. It looks really cute on me. Now I want to burn it. Damn you Paris!

  21. Mandy, perhaps you could send a photo of you in the mini… umm just for scientific comparison sake… ๐Ÿ˜†

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