Caption Time #32

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1. 

   22 December, 2004

   TheFaramir

   The two remaining members of Devo make a comeback in 2004!

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   22 December, 2004

   mikeB

   I misread “These are elves” as relating to the two walruses getting their hair done. :dead:

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3. 

   22 December, 2004

   [==WaRRi0R Z==]

   OK alien contact in 3, 2, 1 and you’re live!! :geek:

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4. 

   22 December, 2004

   Chad Brandos

   The latest weight loss craze.

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5. 

   22 December, 2004

   rhoward

   This virtual reality thing is pretty realistic :wang: :boobs:

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6. 

   22 December, 2004

   Anonymous

   dude, when mom said, back in 1969, “you two, stay on the chairs with a black collinder on your head” she wasn’t kidding

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7. 

   22 December, 2004

   Esther

   I wonder what music is playing from the Hello Kitty tape player underneath Tie Dye Walrus #2’s chair.:wtf:

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8. 

   22 December, 2004

   Anna

   Ed: “Harry, how long we’ve got ta sit here being spoonfed jello?”
   Harry: “Well Ed, until we fit into these here helmets”

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9. 

   22 December, 2004

   Mandy

   “I got a mullet. What did you get, Bob?”
   “I did too, dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “I know.”

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10. 

    22 December, 2004

    Spud

    Your ride to oblivion starts ….

    ****NOW****

    :wtf:

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11. 

    22 December, 2004

    Davezilla

    Good catch, Esther! I totally missed the hot pink boombox. :wtf:

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12. 

    22 December, 2004

    Dan Martin

    I was afraid the rumors were true!!! Ron Jeremy has indeed built a cloning machine, and will soon take over the planet with his army of tie-dye, pants dropping soldiers.

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13. 

    22 December, 2004

    Chris

    Pull the Earth over and let me off

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14. 

    22 December, 2004

    Merth

    Well, the girls of Davezilla have no reason to complain. Dave just served up 2 pieces of metrosexual beefcake for your viewing pleasure.

    Oh man, they are so buff, they can barely fit through doorways. 😛

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15. 

    22 December, 2004

    frisko

    Earl to Bubba, “Do you hear em alien ships humming yet”?
    Bubba replies “No Earl,thats my powerful hunger you’re-a hearing. Are you sure that this is a gonna let us hear them aliens”?

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16. 

    22 December, 2004

    mikeB

    “They wuz taked us to an alien ship that looked jest like mah sister’s hair salon, and then them alienz put us in a mind control deeevice that looked like a hair dryer and they sucked out all of our thoughts. I ain’t never gonna git into Harvard now.”

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17. 

    22 December, 2004

    Obi Wan Canolli

    These are not the droids you are looking for.

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18. 

    22 December, 2004

    Patrick

    Queer Eye for the Hippie Fat Guy
    :kiss:

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19. 

    22 December, 2004

    rust

    THERE IT IS! That’s the powersource for the aliens’ stardrive! I swear (see previous post)
    I wonder how many parsecs per hour these guys give…

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20. 22 December, 2004

    Elves | Blogmarks | Math Jazz

    Elves | Blogmarks | Math Jazz
    [via]

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21. 

    22 December, 2004

    Hobbit

    And they thought those “Ailen brainwashing station” signs were just a joke…

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22. 

    22 December, 2004

    ariel

    i feel bad for those elves.. . .
    plus, what are they pouring into that machine. . it looks like YELLOW SNOW!:wtf:

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23. 

    22 December, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    You know, when I get baked I like to eat Ben & Jerry’s, too, but damn …

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24. 

    22 December, 2004

    Spud

    They may be Ben & Jerry…

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25. 

    22 December, 2004

    Poofles

    “This is the worst Halloween costume we ever came up with.”

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26. 

    22 December, 2004

    mark

    “Just a couple of minutes more and the mind transfer shall be complete! I will have a completely new body, one totally different from my own! mwahahahahahaha!”

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27. 

    23 December, 2004

    rust

    Oh man, I just looked at those two in the helmets… thinking “oh, just like in the movie Brainstorm where the guy whacks off to someone’s pr0n tape about seven trillion times…” and I dunno, it just seems too bizarre to be real.
    Admit it, it’s been photoshopped. those people do not exist. those shirts … Elizabeth Cabot Winslow was right.

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28. 

    23 December, 2004

    girl

    beam me up, Scottie! Bubba!

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29. 

    23 December, 2004

    Chad Brandos

    Redneck performance art.

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