I can see your future, and it is…

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35 Comments

  1. cwocfn

    …a strange looking man grabbing your :boob: :boob:

  2. Bill! Shatner! demonstrates! why! he’s! the! white! Ladies! Man!

  3. Lounge Puppy

    Mmmm… bosom-y!

  4. fruf

    Elvis cue tip demonstrates the over the clothes breast examination

  5. junkman

    glad handing? :boob: :boob: 😉

  6. chainstay

    All you do is add some brest milk and wait for your chia-pet to sprout.

  7. chainstay

    breast! You would think a person should know that!!

  8. Great news, honey, I got the job as spokesperson for Acme Toilet Brush! Can I cop a celebratory feel?

    What’s that? Oh no, the whole campaign will be done by Campbell-Ewald, so I know it will be totally tasteful and not exploit my appearance in any way…

  9. I can see your future, and it is filled with adoring men if you will only try my 100% guaranteed breast enhancement technique. It is very simple, I place my hands here and…

  10. Cobe

    Nice Tits :wang:

  11. Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.

  12. Spud

    “I can see your future, and it is…”‘y’all touch mah titties and ah’l smash your face!’

  13. Spud

    “I can see your future, and it is…”‘Y’al touch mah titties and ah’l smash your face!’

  14. Spud

    I can see it now, I was junked into the spam bin.

    Doesn’t that white wig just wanna make ya break something, or maybe take a swing at with a baseball bat?

  15. john in co

    GARY SPIVEY….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!o!!!! :wtf:

  16. Lake Effect

    [quote comment=”432539″]More pics of Mr. Spivey[/quote]
    WTF??? That’s nicer carpet than I have in my house!
    And more of it!
    :puke:

  17. AlexBallew

    Please put on the living bra!

  18. I can see your future and it is filled with larger implants. You want to see for yourself, you can rub my crystal balls. 😛

  19. julesOdeNile

    “I can see your future, and it is…”No, I can see your future, and it’s got red all over your whites!”

  20. Some people actually take this whackjob seriously??? 😯

  21. Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.

    (*or war profiteer)

  22. [quote comment=”432962″]Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.

    (*or war profiteer)[/quote]

    Or, by golly, a maverick pit bull with lipstick. You betcha.

  23. Bigwavdave

    Looks like Julie Newmar to me…

    Julie…Step away from the Q-Tip

  24. [quote comment=”432942″]Some people actually take this whackjob seriously???
    8O[/quote]
    Yes. He used to run hundreds of commercials on television in the 90s.

  25. IrishCarBomb

    Looks like Shanon Tweed to me. I can’t remember the movie it from though.

  26. Drusky

    Dave, during his all white phase, tries to get another client by working with her ‘power points’… :boob: :boob: 😉

  27. Da Popster

    [quote comment=”432456″]Tune-in Tokyo! :boob: :boob:[/quote]
    Not Again !!! :wtf:

  28. Chris S

    [quote comment=”432430″]Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.[/quote]
    Good lord someone jumped in the wayback machine there. I can’t even remember the last time I SAW Tegrin in a store. :wtf:

    I can see your future, and it’s filled with Q-Tip flavored lovin’!

  29. Timm

    Gee, I’m not sure, but that might be a wig that he’s wearing. 🙄

  30. Mark

    …a wonderful breast massage.

  31. Timm

    I could have said:

    Is that his hair or am I tripping out on the Percocet I’m on ’cause I got busted up in a car accident?

  32. Rufnkdnme

    It’s a scene from the 2008 remake of 16 Candles.

    “I can’t belive I was felt up by my (transgender) grandmother!”

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