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  • cwocfn

    …a strange looking man grabbing your :boob: :boob:

  • StevieC

    Bill! Shatner! demonstrates! why! he’s! the! white! Ladies! Man!

  • Lounge Puppy

    Mmmm… bosom-y!

  • fruf

    Elvis cue tip demonstrates the over the clothes breast examination

  • junkman

    glad handing? :boob: :boob: 😉

  • chainstay

    All you do is add some brest milk and wait for your chia-pet to sprout.

  • chainstay

    breast! You would think a person should know that!!

  • hoatzin

    Great news, honey, I got the job as spokesperson for Acme Toilet Brush! Can I cop a celebratory feel?

    What’s that? Oh no, the whole campaign will be done by Campbell-Ewald, so I know it will be totally tasteful and not exploit my appearance in any way…

  • AnnieB

    I can see your future, and it is filled with adoring men if you will only try my 100% guaranteed breast enhancement technique. It is very simple, I place my hands here and…

  • Mandy Fish

    That looks like Jerry Hall.

  • Cobe

    Nice Tits :wang:

  • pablo

    Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.

  • Spud

    “I can see your future, and it is…”‘y’all touch mah titties and ah’l smash your face!’

  • Spud

    “I can see your future, and it is…”‘Y’al touch mah titties and ah’l smash your face!’

  • Nicolette

    Tune-in Tokyo! :boob: :boob:

  • Spud

    I can see it now, I was junked into the spam bin.

    Doesn’t that white wig just wanna make ya break something, or maybe take a swing at with a baseball bat?

  • john in co

    GARY SPIVEY….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!o!!!! :wtf:

  • Lake Effect

    [quote comment=”432539″]More pics of Mr. Spivey[/quote]
    WTF??? That’s nicer carpet than I have in my house!
    And more of it!
    :puke:

  • AlexBallew

    Please put on the living bra!

  • Meagan

    I can see your future and it is filled with larger implants. You want to see for yourself, you can rub my crystal balls. 😛

  • julesOdeNile

    “I can see your future, and it is…”No, I can see your future, and it’s got red all over your whites!”

  • StevieC

    Some people actually take this whackjob seriously??? 😯

  • Lung the Younger

    Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.

    (*or war profiteer)

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”432962″]Ah the good ol’ US of A, where a simple farmer’s* son can hope to become president and where even an albino Ompah-Lumpah can cop a feel.

    (*or war profiteer)[/quote]

    Or, by golly, a maverick pit bull with lipstick. You betcha.

  • Bigwavdave

    Looks like Julie Newmar to me…

    Julie…Step away from the Q-Tip

  • Davezilla

    [quote comment=”432942″]Some people actually take this whackjob seriously???
    8O[/quote]
    Yes. He used to run hundreds of commercials on television in the 90s.

  • IrishCarBomb

    Looks like Shanon Tweed to me. I can’t remember the movie it from though.

  • Drusky

    Dave, during his all white phase, tries to get another client by working with her ‘power points’… :boob: :boob: 😉

  • Da Popster

    [quote comment=”432456″]Tune-in Tokyo! :boob: :boob:[/quote]
    Not Again !!! :wtf:

  • Chris S

    [quote comment=”432430″]Rosie O’Donnel keeps busy while she takes the Tegrin challenge.[/quote]
    Good lord someone jumped in the wayback machine there. I can’t even remember the last time I SAW Tegrin in a store. :wtf:

    I can see your future, and it’s filled with Q-Tip flavored lovin’!

  • Timm

    Gee, I’m not sure, but that might be a wig that he’s wearing. 🙄

  • Mark

    …a wonderful breast massage.

  • Timm

    I could have said:

    Is that his hair or am I tripping out on the Percocet I’m on ’cause I got busted up in a car accident?

  • Rufnkdnme

    It’s a scene from the 2008 remake of 16 Candles.

    “I can’t belive I was felt up by my (transgender) grandmother!”

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