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  • kheas

    What do you mean there’s no such thing as Accordian Hero?!?!?!

  • Mandy

    i’ll be here every night folks. try the veal.

  • Bec

    Uh, I think wtf sums it up. I think he is having a bad trip :wtf:

  • Lake Effect

    OOWWW! ❗ OMG! ❗ HELLLLP MEEEEE! ❗ OWWWW! ❗ NOOOO! ❗ CALL 911! ❗

    MY NIPPLES ARE CAUGHT! ❗ ❗ ❗

    😳 😮 :puke: :wtf: 😯

  • evilmister (lee)

    jeebus haitch crepes.

    that is the devil, right there.

  • Patrick

    Holy Cripes! Whatta you mean you plugged my accordion into the 220 A/C outlet? Accordions ain’t electrified!

  • Bigwavdave

    Weird Al on acid :wtf:

  • Mark

    What do you mean the Cubs lost again !!!!

  • russ

    Lawrence Welk experiencing a mid-life crisis.

    LE-that look would indicate soemthing a little lower than nipples caught

  • Meagan

    Heavy metal meets polka.

  • StevieC

    Strip Polka

    or

    Daddy’s got a squeezebox,
    Mama never sleeps at night.

  • Spud

    When good accordions go bad, dad.

    The Devil went down to Georgia. (but all he found there was an accordion player)

  • julesOdeNile

    OK, when i’m done laughing my ass off I’ll think of something to write. in the mean time. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! WTF. this hit me first thing this morning when i turned on the comp. just made my monday! 😉 😀 😆 :wtf:

  • julesOdeNile

    ❗ ❗ ❗ WTF ❗ WOULD YOU KNOCK THE %$%$%@$% DOOR FIRST ❗ ❗ 👿 IT’S MY SPECIAL ACCORDION TIME MA! 😕 ❗

  • Lung the Younger

    Unbeknownst to most people, Sarah Palin actually has a sixth child, her firstborn ‘Slapshot’ who has to be kept on a chain in the attic.

  • Elle

    I’m naked, I have an accordion, and I’m not afraid to use it.

  • junkman

    mom?

  • fruf

    lends new meaning to squeeze box

  • AnnieB

    Modern day organ grinder?

  • Spud

    Well, if he has his ‘organ’ jammed into that ‘squeeze’ box, no wonder he has that look on his face! Nice pick up AnnieB! :kiss:

  • Nicolette

    👿 Evil has come….. apparently to play the accordian nekkid! :puke:

    “THE LOOOOOOOVE BOAAAAAAT, SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOOOTHER RUN…….”

    :wtf: Dude needs the shirt on this site… http://www.torsopants.com/bandgeekhero

    He can buy the Accordian Hero shirt!

  • junkman

    [quote comment=”430881″]Modern day organ grinder?[/quote]
    and you do not want to touch his monkey ❗

  • julesOdeNile

    Obadiah Zebadiah gone wild ❗ 😀

  • Da Popster

    Wading in the shallow end of the gene pool again ? ……… 😯

  • Drusky

    Talking Heads lead singer David Byrnes plays his new song ‘Psyco Squeezer’… 😯

  • Buster

    I can never listen to “Lady of Spain” again without getting sick to my stomach.

  • chainstay

    “Lady of Spain I, OW OW SHIT, adore yo, SONOFABITCH OUCH, u. Oh how, OH CRAP OW! my heart, OH SHIT I THINK I PINCHED SOMTIN’ OFF!!.

  • Yankeerose32

    Hey! He looks like that creepy thing from the movie “Goonies”! The one that was chained up and the fat kid made friends with.

  • pablo

    In honor of Halloween the ghost of Lawrence Welk possessed Johnny Knoxville which just made him want to polka you in the jackass. 😯

  • Chris S

    ……….

    ……….

    ……nope. I got nuttin…

    😐

  • Flash Gordon

    [quote comment=”430881″]Modern day organ grinder?[/quote]
    Now, AnnieB, You know you already have a superior organ grinder! :wang: :boob: :boob: :wang: :kiss:

  • Mikeme

    High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:

  • Lake Effect

    [quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH :puke: wrong.
    You’re welcome.

  • junkman

    young Ástor Piazzolla plays the “crack whore tango”. 😈

  • Rufnkdnme

    The hottest video game in Warsaw this year? Yep…Accordian Hero.

  • Rufnkdnme

    [quote comment=”431480″][quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.[/quote]

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.

  • Mandy Fish

    [quote comment=”432168″][quote comment=”431480″][quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.[/quote]

    It’s like Battle of the Rustbelt in here!

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.[/quote]
    🙂

  • Mandy Fish

    Darn. I used the quote thingamajigger wrong.

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