Worst ringtones ever

1. Bear

   21 December, 2007, 12:55 am

   The Standard Nokia ring tone…got to be the most anoying sound ever

2. Suzi

   21 December, 2007, 12:58 am

   Toddler grocery store tantrum?

   I think I’d actually like hyenas fighting over bones.

3. Pablo

   21 December, 2007, 1:58 am

   Bodily emmissions:
   Farting
   Belching
   Crapping
   Any combination of said emmissions i.e. Sharting

   Mother In-Law’s voice
   Chris Tucker
   Pig Squealing
   (could all be the same, technically ?)

4. Faith

   21 December, 2007, 2:20 am

   Aside from the aforementioned Nokia default, there’s the Nextel sound. Horrid.

5. Marcus

   21 December, 2007, 2:24 am

   Worse than a fart the wet fart. Also anything with Bitchy Spears. Had a rooster ring tone once. I used it to piss off a couple roosters. They kept looking for the other rooster, but just found me.

6. Penguin Pete

   21 December, 2007, 2:57 am

   The sound of some guy taking a big old manly piss in a deep toilet with great acoustic resonance.

7. Alex Ballew

   21 December, 2007, 7:33 am

   Any song by Britney spears.

8. Mjaz

   21 December, 2007, 7:50 am

   A sitcom laugh track
   Air raid signal

9. Mjaz

   21 December, 2007, 7:53 am

   strange.. hey Dave – the line break function is acting weird on your site.

   My post was supposed to be:

   A sitcom laugh track Air raid signal.

10. Mjaz

    21 December, 2007, 7:55 am

    OK Dave.. is it April fools day?

    1) A sitcom Laugh track

    2) Air Raid signal

    And, it’s not even funny anymore 🙁

11. pam58pam

    21 December, 2007, 8:28 am

    Hilary Clinton’s laugh uuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh ❓

12. Bigwavdave

    21 December, 2007, 8:34 am

    I got nuthin’ for ya’ – Head back to camp.

13. Nik

    21 December, 2007, 8:35 am

    [Comment ID #220683 will be quoted here]

    Complete with manly grunts and other such noises.
    😛

14. hoatzin

    21 December, 2007, 9:05 am

    a. Phyllis Diller singing
    b. Sounds from a Russian outhouse the morning after All-You-Can-Eat Borscht Day
    c. Fran Drescher laughing
    d. Any Christmas music when it’s NOT the week before Christmas

15. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 9:45 am

    Kitty’s laugh,from that 70’s Show.

16. Meagan

    21 December, 2007, 9:52 am

    1) Barbara Streisand singing. Or just even talking.
    2) A wet cough.
    3) A howler monkey.
    4) Bjork.

17. Spud

    21 December, 2007, 10:01 am

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    Oh yes, that tone needs eradicating from the human Psyche.

    :wtf:

18. Pablo

    21 December, 2007, 10:20 am

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    Sorry Dear, howler monket & Bjork are the same thing.

    We would have also accepted Bobcat Golthwait

19. rust

    21 December, 2007, 10:28 am

    Akshully, my two favourite ringtones are ones I recorded myself. One is just me, shouting out “Answer the damn phone! ANSWER the DAMN PHONE!”

    And the other, I did a very convincing Trek tone, which people think is the real Scotty but it’s me!
    It goes “Beep Beep (yes, my own sound like the communicator sound), Enterprise tuh Captain Kirk, ENTERPRISE tuh Captain KIRK!”

    I am such a geek. :geek:

20. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 10:36 am

    A fat chicks thighs rubbing together while she walks.
    Any TV car commercial
    George Bush attempting to pronouce an Arab name
    Rap song by Snoop Hog, Ice bucket,or Busta Hiney
    Throat clearing hocker sound
    The pain sound made by any guy getting hit in the nads
    Sinus clearing nose blow

21. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 10:38 am

    The line break function is still screwed.

22. patrick

    21 December, 2007, 10:41 am

    1. A co-worker has ringtone that is an old analog telephone. How last century is that?
    2. Any ringtone that screams “pick up the phone” or “hey its the phone”. Yeah, I get it.
    3. Anything associated with Larry the Cable Guy.

    ZILLA CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD STEDGE!

23. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 10:57 am

    Richard Simmons Butt Scream the night Big Bubba comes over.
    Mexican music.
    Anything said by your X wives.

24. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 10:59 am

    Today’s video link

25. brewcaster

    21 December, 2007, 11:40 am

    Worst Ringtones ever?

    ALL OF THEM. Put that shit on vibrate when you are in public.

26. Driver

    21 December, 2007, 11:45 am

    How about Best Ringtones Ever like-

    1 The sound of any one or all of the Zillagirlz having a massive orgasm.

    2 The crack of Mistress Darlas whip.

    3 AnnieB’s Fuck rant.

    4 Any sexy line from one of Astryd’s adult writings.

    Does anyone know where I can get that air horn ringtone?

27. Astryd

    21 December, 2007, 11:46 am

    Fleetwood: Mexican music? …That hurts… ❓
    Any default carrier ringtone.

28. Lake Effect

    21 December, 2007, 11:50 am

    I have some high-tone hearing loss, and it’s hard to find I phone I can hear when it’s in a thick holder, or a jacket pocket or another room. But I’d pay extra for any on your original list (except for #1 of course). I’ve experienced ‘garbage disposer with spoon’ and that’ll get your attention everytime.

29. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 12:05 pm

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    Sorry my dear, nothing personal. Living in AZ, I hear more of it than I should. I love Latino women with their, big busts, long legs, and short skirts!

30. chainstay

    21 December, 2007, 12:37 pm

    Might be interesting or annoying, to have one that that went “Help, Help, let me out it’s dark in here and I can’t breath.”

31. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 12:59 pm

    Flaming fart sound after eating Mexican.
    Smokers hack

32. astroknut

    21 December, 2007, 1:24 pm

    Pres. Bush’s voice. :limp:

33. Astryd

    21 December, 2007, 1:48 pm

    Off the subject: Dave what does pwned mean? :wtf:

34. TheMrDoug

    21 December, 2007, 1:58 pm

    Blender full of Angry baby
    Dentist drill on your spine
    Celine Dion in a garbage disposal

35. AnnieB

    21 December, 2007, 2:59 pm

    Garbage truck back-up alarm. :limp:

36. Meagan

    21 December, 2007, 3:03 pm

    [Comment ID #220724 will be quoted here]

    I’d actually like to see Celine Dion in a garbage disposal. Anything to keep her from coming back here to Canada. 👿

37. Fleetwood

    21 December, 2007, 3:08 pm

    [Comment ID #220727 will be quoted here]You must take her back. We can’t stand it anymore!

38. Chris S

    21 December, 2007, 3:35 pm

    Any that use that high-pitched wailing Indian/middle east/north afican music. There is almost never any low bass sound so all you get is screeching high treble, the singers wail up and down and every song is played at 4,000 dB. It instantly makes my ears bleed.

39. brad s.

    21 December, 2007, 5:11 pm

    definatly britney spears,but the worst is my boss when he talks like he knows what he’s doing.

40. Flash Gordon

    21 December, 2007, 5:21 pm

    AnnieB. fighting with a bobcat in a large burlap
    bag. :kiss: :boob: :boob: :thong: :wang: :wang:

41. Flash Gordon

    21 December, 2007, 5:24 pm

    This is the ever-popular Studebaker, AnnieB.
    Bring back memories? :kiss: :kiss: 😛 :wang:

42. AnnieB

    21 December, 2007, 6:04 pm

    [Comment ID #220731 will be quoted here]

    Hmmm, a hellcat and a bobcat … it wouldn’t be long until the only sound you heard was me purring .. full and contented.

    [Comment ID #220732 will be quoted here]

    That sure is one ugly ride Flash.

    You know you say my name quite often in your comments … I think it’s time you started sending me flowers or something. 😛

43. Flash Gordon

    21 December, 2007, 6:36 pm

    Ugly is in the eye of the beholder. I just try to
    pull your chain, Zillagirl. :kiss: :kiss: ❓

44. Spud

    21 December, 2007, 7:24 pm

    [Comment ID #220722 will be quoted here]

    Porn
    Porned
    SexxyStuffs
    GitDownAndShakeDaBooty

45. Nicolette

    21 December, 2007, 7:42 pm

    The Charles in Charge Theme song. The fact that Scott Baio is back on TV in any form is frightening! :wtf:

46. AnnieB

    21 December, 2007, 8:06 pm

    [Comment ID #220736 will be quoted here]

    I know you try … 😆

    Okay to be fair, I found a website and looked at some of these and I did find the 1950 Commander Regal Deluxe Convertible and the Roadster Show Car to be right purdy. The bomber grill is kind of neat also. You must admit you did pick one with a really ugly color, jeez.

47. Flash Gordon

    21 December, 2007, 10:22 pm

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    Absolutely it is an ugly color. But the car would
    run like a scalded dog. BTW, I would love to send
    flowers, but I suspect my wife would not be amused. 😮 :kiss: :java: :dead:

48. Supercharged_goddess

    22 December, 2007, 12:10 am

    Well- that’s a no-brainer, Flash- ask her(your wife) to join in!

49. julesOdeNile

    22 December, 2007, 12:57 am

    [Comment ID #220827 will be quoted here]
    i likes how you thinks……….
    :boob: :wang: :boob: :undies: 🙂 :thong: 😆 :wang: 😆

50. AnnieB

    22 December, 2007, 6:01 am

    [Comment ID #220825 will be quoted here]

    Oh, I’d say your wife has a great sense of humor … otherwise you’d be a dead man by now. 😛

51. Chris S

    22 December, 2007, 7:56 am

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    It is a computer geek word, one that began as a typo (sort of like “teh” instead of “the”) and just caught on in popularity. It means “owned” like when you kick someone’s ass real bad in a video game you would say ‘You got owned!’. Somewhere along the line the typo came about and it stuck. There are a bunch of these kind of things in geek speak.

52. Meagan

    23 December, 2007, 1:51 pm

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    Well, neither can I! How about we just dump her in the ocean with the Titanic?

53. elasticwaistbandlady

    23 December, 2007, 3:25 pm

    I heard a spot on the Wall Street Journal radio show talking about new ring tones culled straight form the most popular porn movies. Then they played a moany, breathy, squealy sample of it. The host sai, “Whoooaaa, don’t let that go off while at you’re at the church potluck supper.”

    Exactly. 🙂

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