What quote defines you?

I was thinking recently about my cat. If asked to define her using only someone else’s quotes, it would surely be, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”

What quotes would you use to define yourself or your pets?

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  1. mikeB

    To describe myself:
    “Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”
    “You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?”
    Napoleon Dynamite

  2. benendetto

    “icant believe you came on my mom”

  3. shelley

    “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

  4. Cheryl

    What can go wrong, will go wrong
    —-Murphys Law

  5. Alex

    I take my job seriously, not myself. πŸ˜†

  6. mccan

    “Cake or death?”
    “Cake please”

  7. Amanda B.

    Ref. Link-O-the-day: Loved the comedian, will have nightmares about the other sad, sad video! :dead:

  8. Mandy

    “She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.”
    (Oscar Wilde) :kiss: :kiss:

  9. conestogaman

    “And remember. No matter where you go…there you are…”

  10. Ms Puppet Launcher

    “Children should be drowned and not heard.”

  11. Flash Gordon

    Alas! Poor Yorick! I knew him. 😳 πŸ˜• πŸ‘Ώ

  12. Peg

    “Too old to be young and too young to be old.”

  13. |nSan|ty

    I have 2 dogs, one is the alter ego of Richard Simmons, happy about everything in her little world, the other dog… I truely beleive would flip me off if he could, he cares about nothing but his food supply.

  14. Meagan

    “Into each generation a slayer is born, one girl in all the world, a Chosen One, one born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires…”
    “I am woman! Hear me roar!”

  15. cbatdux

    [Comment ID #50429 will be quoted here]

    Show off. Getting the quote right. Sheesh!

  16. cbatdux

    I am that I am (yahweh) …..or

    I Yam what I yam (popeye

  17. Spud

    “Don’t let the same dog bite you twice. ” Charles Eberry.


  18. Paige

    If a man chooses not to keep pace with his companions/ perhaps it is because he hears another drummer/let him step to the music he hears/ however measured or far away (Thoreau)

  19. evilqueen

    Now that’s a video! I laughed so hard I peed.

  20. Bjorn Freeh

    You’re only late if you show up.

  21. Driver

    Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it .

    [Comment ID #50352 will be quoted here]

    I just watched that movie and its so damn funny I’m still laughing .

  22. paul

    For my cat the best quote would be, ” Get in my belly. I’m higher on the food chain than you. I ate a baby” (he’s a fat bastard)

  23. paul

    [Comment ID #50449 will be quoted here]

    I would have peed too but I was busy hurling!

  24. Cara

    “to pee on the rug or not to pee on the rug? That is the question” πŸ˜†

  25. mary

    I got my master in the palm of my paw……ho hum….

  26. Marcus

    “Honey, they’re not dancin, they’re Tazar victims.” Big Mama (for the video)

    “Who is John Galt?” Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand (for me)

    “Bite me, Krispy Kreme!” Erin Brokovich (for JFLY)

    “Bring us a shrubbery!” (for Davezilla)

    “You’re tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids?” (for MasterSolace) :wtf:

  27. “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings, but silence breaks your heart”

  28. Da Popster

    I exist to serve the fat cat. πŸ˜†

  29. Jinx

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs had better get used to it. (Robert Heinlen)

  30. Meagan

    For my sister’s dog Kali: “Crush, kill, destroy!” 😈
    (Also, anyone who knows Indian mythology will get this.)

  31. Coleman

    “To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all” -guess who ever said that never owned a 1968 SS Camaro

  32. mary foster

    Chances are, if you see a turtle on a fencepost… someone put it there. :wtf:

  33. jilly

    “I am damaged but then, you are damaged too…so shut your pie-hole” :wtf:

  34. Anna

    Cat nr. 1 – You toucha da fur I breaka you face!!
    Cat nr. 2 – I’m too old for this shit ~sigh~
    Cat nr. 3 – I’m so prrretty, I’m so prrretty, I’m so prrretty and witty and gay

  35. Cindy

    It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission!

  36. “I just want you to know – we are all counting on you.” πŸ˜•

  37. Chicky

    I can’t think of a quote for myself… I’m entirely too disturbed by the video in the link. What IS that…. a soft-core scientology recruiting video!!!!???!!!
    Okay, I got a quote to define myself:
    “I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ”

  38. Jim S

    “Is it not queer that he is thus bewitched?”

    – Queen Isabella in Christopher Marlowe’s “Edward II”

  39. Jane

    Come over to the Dark side……We have cookies

  40. Timm

    Quotes (that apply) for me:
    In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. — Albert Camus

    Under every cynic is a dissillusioned idealist. – unknown

    Knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. – Lucille Ball

    Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. -Lucille Ball

    If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn’t. -Emerson M. Pugh

  41. Timm

    [Comment ID #50459 will be quoted here]

    Cara, Is that for you or your pet?

  42. That rug really tied the room together.

  43. Also….
    “There’s no secret handshake. There’s an IQ prerequisite, but there’s no secret handshake. “

  44. Jeffro

    [Comment ID #51299 will be quoted here]

    Would that be from The Big Lebowski? Because… the dude abides.

    “from there to here & here to there
    funny things are everywere” – Dr. Suess

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