We assumed …

Capital 4

I guess I should have used a capital four. I showed this error message to my coworker Jim. He told me to imagine if Yahoo extended the map’s “assumption” feature to their search:

  1. We assumed you meant transvestites, not transmissions.
  2. We assumed you meant was, not was.
  3. We assumed you meant Paris, France, not Paris Hilton.
  4. We assumed you meant bikinis, not briefs.
  5. We assumed you meant progress, not Congress.
  6. We assumed you meant rudimentary, not Rudy Giuliani.
  7. We assumed you meant software, not underwear.
  8. We assumed you meant prawn, not pr0n.
  9. We assumed you meant Spanish Fly, not spinach.
  10. We assumed you meant tank of eels, not Tanqueray.
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  1. Esther

    We assumed you meant lasagna, not fish.:smile:

  2. Anna

    Assume the worst, receive the salami.

  3. Oy … I just woke up from *cough*passingout*cough* and I assumed I meant catnap, not coma.

    I also assumed graduation and not regurgitation.

    … but now, it’s almost 4:00 a.m. and I’m assuming my cat wants to nap with me and not stick her butt in my face.

    She’ll have to assume that I’m busy studying and not procrastinating at Davezilla.com…

  4. Ølaf

    we have assumed you meant ben dover not bin laden :wang:

  5. Spud

    You assumed wrong.
    Assume the position.


  6. Mandy

    We assumed you meant chicken breasts, not chick’s breasts.


  7. We assumed you meant enema, not enigma.

  8. Poofles

    We assumed you meant human being, not Geeorge Bush.

  9. Poofles

    I kin spel gud. 😳

  10. R

    Yes Yes we all know George Bush is Satan incarnate. Now move along.

  11. We assume you meant to search for DNC not ‘big boobs’. 😎
    We assume you meant “is” and not “is”.
    We assume you meant “tidy bowl” and not “Super Bowl”.

  12. Esther

    He’s not Satan incarnate, R, just his lackey. 😛

  13. True Freak

    We assumed you meant :boobs::boobs:, not :wang:.

  14. We assumed you meant rotting body not Roddenberry.
    It’s ok, he got freeze-dried and sent into orbit, where he is now spinning in his tomb, lamenting over the FRIKKIN’ CANCELLATION of ENTERPRISE.
    I just don’t know any more…

  15. Joey

    Yesterday I got “we assumed you meant 81st St., not E. 1st st.” Well, you assumed I was yuppy, not grungy.

  16. mikeB

    We assumed you meant interesting porn, not Paris Hilton’s DVD.

  17. R

    THank you Esther, people give him too much credit.

  18. Steppenwolf

    We assumed you meant [B]30’ish air-brushed photos[/B], not [B]Barely Legal Teens[/B].

  19. Steppenwolf

    We assumed you meant BOLD…but since you don’t know programming we decided to make you look foolish instead. 😳

  20. Heh, this is a real site, Steppenwolf. None of that kiddie code going on here. Next time, try, <b>bold</b>

  21. We assumed you meant HTML, not BB Code. 😛

  22. Lace Valentine

    We assumed you meant Iraq, not Iran.

  23. Steppenwolf

    Thanks ‘Zilla. Appreciate the info. Let’s try again…if I’m too dumb to get it at least I’ll give your readers a laugh.
    We assumed you meant photo shop enhanced pics not Britney Spears nude.

  24. Steppenwolf

    We assumed you meant oil, not WMD.

  25. julie

    We assumed you meant Mike Tyson, not Tyson chickens :mrgreen:

  26. Steppenwolf

    Doubt that Mike Tyson would be interested julie. They don’t have ears and if he bit a breast he would be imprisoned again. :mrgreen:

  27. We assumed you meant Jakob Nielsen, not Jerked Chicken

    We assumed you meant John Titor, not Tight Jammies

    We assumed you meant Ben Dover, not Phil McAvity

  28. That’s funny because as someone who was just rudely laid off from Yahoo after they bought out the company I used to work for, I can safely assume that they assumed I meant living destitute under a bridge, not continuing my employment.

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