Capital 4

I guess I should have used a capital four. I showed this error message to my coworker Jim. He told me to imagine if Yahoo extended the map’s “assumption” feature to their search:

  1. We assumed you meant transvestites, not transmissions.
  2. We assumed you meant was, not was.
  3. We assumed you meant Paris, France, not Paris Hilton.
  4. We assumed you meant bikinis, not briefs.
  5. We assumed you meant progress, not Congress.
  6. We assumed you meant rudimentary, not Rudy Giuliani.
  7. We assumed you meant software, not underwear.
  8. We assumed you meant prawn, not pr0n.
  9. We assumed you meant Spanish Fly, not spinach.
  10. We assumed you meant tank of eels, not Tanqueray.
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28 thoughts on “We assumed …

  1. Oy … I just woke up from *cough*passingout*cough* and I assumed I meant catnap, not coma.

    I also assumed graduation and not regurgitation.

    … but now, it’s almost 4:00 a.m. and I’m assuming my cat wants to nap with me and not stick her butt in my face.

    She’ll have to assume that I’m busy studying and not procrastinating at…

  2. We assume you meant to search for DNC not ‘big boobs’. 😎
    We assume you meant “is” and not “is”.
    We assume you meant “tidy bowl” and not “Super Bowl”.

  3. We assumed you meant rotting body not Roddenberry.
    It’s ok, he got freeze-dried and sent into orbit, where he is now spinning in his tomb, lamenting over the FRIKKIN’ CANCELLATION of ENTERPRISE.
    I just don’t know any more…

  4. We assumed you meant BOLD…but since you don’t know programming we decided to make you look foolish instead. 😳

  5. Thanks ‘Zilla. Appreciate the info. Let’s try again…if I’m too dumb to get it at least I’ll give your readers a laugh.
    We assumed you meant photo shop enhanced pics not Britney Spears nude.

  6. Doubt that Mike Tyson would be interested julie. They don’t have ears and if he bit a breast he would be imprisoned again. :mrgreen:

  7. We assumed you meant Jakob Nielsen, not Jerked Chicken

    We assumed you meant John Titor, not Tight Jammies

    We assumed you meant Ben Dover, not Phil McAvity

  8. That’s funny because as someone who was just rudely laid off from Yahoo after they bought out the company I used to work for, I can safely assume that they assumed I meant living destitute under a bridge, not continuing my employment.

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