I bought a candle. The label said, “Fig-Olive”, which sounds like rather a revolting combination, but actually smells quite good. These, however, may not.

  1. “The Toronto” A tantalizing combination of raccoon musk and overturned garbage can
  2. Last Year’s Yogurt
  3. “CSI” Experience forensic science in 8 and 10 inch tapers
  4. Burnt broccoli-melting styrofoam
  5. Unwashed Mawashi
  6. $2 Whore
  7. Wet Dog fur. Nuff said
  8. “The Bender” Tom Waits’ breath after a two week drinking binge
  9. Campground outhouse
  10. State Fair Petting Zoo

34 thoughts on “Unlikely candle scents

  1. #1 Primate House
    #2 After the Game
    #3 Sauteed Garlic
    #4 Fisherman’s Wharf
    #5 Basement Musk
    #6 Grandma
    #7 Boiled Kidneys
    #8 Kitty Litter
    #9 Chicago Stockyards
    #10 Leftover Sauerkraut

  2. How about, “One Week Full Diaper Pail” for a lovely candle fragrance? As for the link, what kind of lame-ass kid is this that he even thought to do this?, and how the hell did he manage to find a prom date to go with him looking like he came out of the recycling bin? And the hair? FRO-NO-NO! BTW, Dave- I’ve been reading for about a week now, and have never laughed so hard at a site!

  3. As big of a hit as Napoleon Dynamite was… this kid might have been prom queen… err king.

    Failed candle scents:
    1. Dirty Sanchez
    2. Chili Dog
    3. wet dog
    4. corporate office ambience
    5. cloride & amonia

  4. How about “ass n’ Sack” That lovely odor eminating from the location in question that men generate after a hot sweaty day in breifs!

  5. “Decomposing Passion”

    That ever so pleasant scent that dead animals in your attic give off after dying there 3 weeks ago in the middle of the summer…

  6. “Neighboring flatulence”

    That wondrous oder that one cubical in every office building has – where the “old guy” sits.

  7. Eteu De….
    Fried Dog Poop ❗
    Hockey bag 😡
    Burnt Hair :dead:

    Coke can tux? Lame. What happened to the old days when you would go to prom for 15 min and spend the next 15 hours drinking to a near death experience?

  8. I’ve got one.

    Ode de band members who don’t wear deodorant after a full day of band camp..

    Sorry, personal experience. I had camp this week. Bleh. :dead:

  9. 1. Upper Decker
    2. Bong Water
    3. Fraternity Carpet
    4. Bourbon Street
    5. Holding Cell
    6. H1B Contract Programmer
    7. Septic Tank
    8. Forgotten Tupperware
    9. Jock Itch
    10. City Garbage Strike

  10. i say felching farm fields– meaning a piss infected cum bubble dripping from an anthrax infected sheeps asshole! sick sick sick

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: