I’ve seen some terrible ideas for tattoos in my time. Hell, I’ve come up with some. But the public does it better. Homer Simpson bending over so the tat owner’s navel is his asshole. The Warner Bros. Tasmanian Devil holding a beer, with the caption, this bud’s for me (alternately with a joint). And I really don’t get the goth girls who get open-mouthed devil faces down there. Thanks, no. Here’s some more that really exist. You’re welcome.