How to spot a freak

At some point, you’ve surely heard a friend or coworker say something like, “That person should not be allowed to breed.” Well, those people did breed and their spawn all migrated to my city. As you can see from these two photographs, our freaks are not your ordinary tinfoil-hat-wearing, no-sock-having, nine-coat-sporting hobos that you might see in cities like New York or Los Angeles. Ours are a special kind of wrong.

Spot the freak

The closeup view is even more confusing:
Spot the freak, close up


  1. Bigwavdave

    All kidding aside Dave, isn’t this the line to get in to your Starbucks?

  2. Supercharged_goddess

    double low fat soy latte on the rocks shaken not stirred please? :puke: wow these folks have GOT to cum to reality some time. EW.

  3. Lake Effect

    DaveZ, regrettably I live in a rather ‘normal’ place. I wish I could follow you around on your daily adventures just once so I could see all the oddities, curiosities and abnormalities of this alleged ‘Royal Oak’ place. Can such an incomprehensible place truly exist? How do you sleep at night knowing that, in just a few hours, you are going to venture out into the bizarre, otherworldly streets of this legendary Michigan to gaze in open-mouthed awe at the circus-like population of your ‘royal’ kingdom? If only I could find such exquisite entertainment so easily.

    Here in simple Ohio I have to pay for thrills like that. :limp:

  4. Lake Effect

    Its also why we need a fence at the border.

    Ohio / Michigan that is. 🙄

  5. What town has instituted meters for laundry baskets?!? I realize that Michigan’s cities are hurting for cash, but that seems extreme…

  6. Is it just me or does that pink monster look like a penis? :wtf: :wang:

  7. Fishnets are known to be magnets to pink monsters. :wang:

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    It all depends on who’s penis you’ve been looking at?

    I can honestly say it doesn’t look like mine.

  9. Spud

    This looks like a screen shot from a video game.

    I’ll go first and keep shooting until I miss, then you can have a go.


  10. Drusky

    Props to you, Dave. Normally one would have to spend $10-$50 to get buzzed enough to see that. Here, it’s free… :wtf:

  11. Drusky

    It’s amazing how Mandy always bring us pictures and videos showing guys at their best… 😛

  12. janeeto63

    Dave, is she wearing Ugg (Ugh) Boots, what you previously stated as ‘should not be worn’?

  13. :wtf: WTF and what is that building she is walking next to? Seems she is in the right neighborhood to me! 🙁

  14. Chris S.

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    Any self-respecting man knows you need to ditch the ribbons and trim your penis eyebrows a bit more before you go out in public.

  15. She’s an attention whore. I rather like that in a person… 😛

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    Maybe after leaving your chamber Mistress Darla? 😀

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    Ah, a man after my own heart… you think faster than you can type. 😛 :kiss: :wang:

  18. Chris S.

    Another sure fire way to spot a freak:

    Find Dave. Search the area around Dave. A 20-foot radius will normally suffice (10-foot radius if Dave happens to be in his local Starbucks). This method will result in freak spotage approximately 90-95% of the time.

  19. Claymation gone wrong.
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    I hope to never see a penis with two nub on the tip…I take it’s supposed to be like horns or ears or something……wrong I tell ya, just wrong……

  20. junkman

    dave are you sure this wasn’t a farrah fawcett flash back? isn’t that lee majors with her or kate jackson’s borrowed dildo? she may be a crazy farrah offspring but she looks do-able. am i wrong men o’ zilla ?????????? 😕

  21. Drusky

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    It’s very much like shooting fish in a barrel only that it’s easier to feel sorry for the fish…

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    Glad you’re still around, Master S. Don’t be such a stranger…

  22. Spud

    It’s Halloween costumes for the Sex Industry…

  23. It was perfect until she ruined it with the headband… 🙄

  24. Spud

    That was to keep her ego in check… 🙁

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    Sorry….I’ve been around the whole damn time, but I’ve been really sick as of late….yes, Dave, sick again…… kinda goes with the territory…..

    But I’m back now….as much as I can be…..

  26. shytr

    this is quieer 😈

  27. baby weez

    I found an outfit just like it in the back of my mom’s closet under the parachute pants. I have the urge to catch some day-glow fish.

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