Captiontime #228

Captiontime #228

Image via Lake Effect

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  1. Drusky

    The cougar likes ’em young and talented… 😈

    Seriously, this kid is a up and coming star:

    Shirtless – check.

    Guitar in hand – check.

    Picture taken in the middle of a really satisfying multi-beer belch – check.

    Band member in the background dropping his pants in front of the ladies – CHECK!

    Hey, Flash, was this picture taken at your in-laws house? 😛

  2. “Buzzed on wine coolers, the Garmin family celebrates Easter dinner the only way they know how: Sexy party!!!”

  3. tonka

    As young Tommy breaks out with his rendition of “Helter Skelter” his Mom does the Tango, his Dad pees his pants and his Aunt Cheryl turns toward the door and yells “Someone call 9-11!”

  4. Chris S.

    Chris Farley, the early years. His family was very influential on his career development.

    RIP Chris

  5. Spud

    Pa drops his dacks, just like he did last year and the year before that and the year before that….

  6. Cobe

    Gary Busey, the impressionable child.
    “When do i get my motorcycle, Mom?”
    (so i can gtf out of here)

  7. kheas

    now i can see the freak!!!!!

  8. They say the family that plays together, stays together, but after seeing this, I think I would just get the fuck out of there! :puke:

  9. OK, Dave. This moderation crap has to go. How can we be our dirty, dirty selves if we have to fear being moderated???

  10. TINA


  11. junkman

    hotel detective work…….from the bottom right corner notice the way the guitar points to buck owens’ crotch. then meryll streeps elbow picks up the movement transferring it through the breast and down her right arm which curls in towards the erect napkin. the solid block of white moves the eye from the napkin through the table back to timmy the dunce completing the circle. if you look at timmy’s face (the focal point) and then follow the line of his body you hit gramma’s go go hands. her right hand is upturned directing the eye toward bucks reflected image in the mirror. the curve of his spine takes us down the line of his left arm (shape like an arrow leader) pointing directly to the arm of the guitar leading us back to timmy to complete the circle on the right side of the photo. in essence our minds/eyes are tricked into following two infinite loops. it’s not a far stretch to deduce that the person taking the picture may be an inbred, cross-eyed, compositional, fucking genius at a republican party convention.

  12. Patrick

    Uh, Junkman, how many times did you watch “The DaVinci Code”? How about, too many. LOL

    I spy with my own two eyes- linen napkins placed in the glasses, indicating “none for me thanks”; a half empty bottle of Crown Royal on the table and a bottle of Chivas Regal on the sideboard. I think the family that lives there accidentally left the back door unlocked and the gypsies snuck in. Once the drunken revelry began the family vacated and prayed that at least the frame of the house would still be left standing when the gypsies rode off into the morning light.

  13. Flash Gordon

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    No, no, no, Drusky! You’re confusing this with AnnieB’s annual baccanal and
    fish fry. :wang: :thong: :boobs: 😕

  14. Kkkkathryn

    “the Aristocrats…”!

  15. I feel sorry for this kid’s music career…..I think he may be attracting the wrong kind of groupies……..

    And see Drusky, I may be a little slower now, but I’m back…….my apologizes for making you miss me………so who else missed me? 😈

  16. And what the the hell….is that… that a full bottle of whiskey on that back table……now there’s a crime being committed………..

    Oh…almost forgot…caption…….

    “It just ain’t a family sing-a-long without somebody losing some clothing.”


    “Hell yeah Dad, what was that shit? It shore didn’t TASTE like apple juice.”

  17. DaPopster

    Ooooooh, it’s looks like everyones’ messed up relatives go together for a group photo. :puke: :wtf: Things you see when you ain’t gotta gun ……….. 😀

  18. MRDOUG

    No question this kid rocks, he has people taking off their clothes already

    Then again it could be a group of those super delegates we hear about doing that Cacuas thing…

  19. This is my family…it’s small…and dysfunctional…but its mine… 🙂

  20. Kristi

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    You, sir, are reading my mind


  21. Peaches

    I missed you Master!!! Good to see you back. 🙂

  22. blaster gas

    It musta been you that stole my camera!

  23. Lake Effect

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    Hahaha. You said ‘erect napkin’.

    :wang: :wtf:

  24. junkman

    i was fathered by one…….as if you didn’t know. 🙁

  25. [Comment ID #269626 will appear here]

    I sure missed you down at the dungeon. I always liked that firey skull of yours. 😈

  26. Yankeerose32

    More you might be a redneck……..sure looks like the right crowd to me. 🙄

  27. It ain’t a party until Timmy belts out ‘Freebird’

  28. Griz

    the day Elton John switched to piano…

  29. Griz

    Meatloaf: The Prequel

  30. Griz

    quoting mom: “Guess where I stuck my vibrator…” :wtf:

  31. [Comment ID #269729 will appear here]

    Thank you, my peach….it’s good to be back…..

  32. Fierycajunchick (aka Susan)

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    Gramps!!! Stop encouraging him!! We don’t want him playing ‘The Stripper’ at kindergarten graduation!

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