Popeye lost his boat when the fish market crashed. He finally summoned up the courage to tell Olive Oyl “I yam what I yam” and that he was leaving her for Wimpy. Seldom seen these days, you might still catch a glimpse of him fishing bottles out of garbage cans in order to support his ongoing spinach habit.
Nickers
Santa only has a Naughty List. :boob: :boob: 😈
Bigwavdave
Will drive a sleigh for SEX! :wtf:
fruf
Santa Pit Bull
No reindeer just a Harley
His nickname is “Spike”
StevieC
Popeye lost his boat when the fish market crashed. He finally summoned up the courage to tell Olive Oyl “I yam what I yam” and that he was leaving her for Wimpy. Seldom seen these days, you might still catch a glimpse of him fishing bottles out of garbage cans in order to support his ongoing spinach habit.
Mandy's Kidding
Alarming.
junkman
note to self…..plug chimblee…..leave tree in forest……leave sock in drawer….slather roof in ky…..
nuilogad
Santa isn’t so jolly in the off season
Cobe
Papa Smurf gone bad.
rust
Didn’t Santa recently do time for breaking and enter?
GUPPY
THEN, will I get that new X-box for Christmas? 💡
CornBot
I did not realize Santa was of Pekinese descent.
DaPopster
Santa finally breaks, enter rehab and then goes back out after countless years of cookies and milk ……….
Patrick
This week on “Intervention”,-Santa, the Frisco years.
Lung the Younger
By the expression on his face, it looks like Gandalf’s One True Ring is a bit sore after last night.
Timm
Santa Claus’s secret shame, his evil twin, Stanas Claus.