Santa decides to man up his image

1. Santa only has a Naughty List. :boob: :boob: 😈

2. Will drive a sleigh for SEX! :wtf:

3. Santa Pit Bull
   No reindeer just a Harley
   His nickname is “Spike”

4. Popeye lost his boat when the fish market crashed. He finally summoned up the courage to tell Olive Oyl “I yam what I yam” and that he was leaving her for Wimpy. Seldom seen these days, you might still catch a glimpse of him fishing bottles out of garbage cans in order to support his ongoing spinach habit.

5. Alarming.

6. note to self…..plug chimblee…..leave tree in forest……leave sock in drawer….slather roof in ky…..

7. Santa isn’t so jolly in the off season

8. Papa Smurf gone bad.

9. Didn’t Santa recently do time for breaking and enter?

10. THEN, will I get that new X-box for Christmas? 💡

11. I did not realize Santa was of Pekinese descent.

12. Santa finally breaks, enter rehab and then goes back out after countless years of cookies and milk ……….

13. This week on “Intervention”,-Santa, the Frisco years.

14. By the expression on his face, it looks like Gandalf’s One True Ring is a bit sore after last night.

15. Santa Claus’s secret shame, his evil twin, Stanas Claus.

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