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  • Avalon

    It’s the new anti fat suit.

  • detSteve

    The Silver Bullet!

  • StevieC

    “Yeah, I’m still a virgin. How did you know?”

  • fruf

    A grey Michelin Man
    his ass is tied to the gas burner and he is slowly filling up DONT FART

  • jack

    have duct tape, will travel

  • kat

    look mom i made a space suit πŸ˜€

  • Davezilla

    Curses! Foiled again! Although. It’s duct tape, not foil, so that joke doesn’t really work. :dead:

  • Tony

    Oh great, NOW I have to pee.

  • rust

    And I thought the Duct Tape Wallet offered at THINKGEEK.COM was kewl.

  • Don

    I’ve been wondering where DUCT TAPE MAN was, I haven’t seen him since he got into that sticky situation.

  • Lung the Younger

    Most people agreed that the first prototype of the Terminator T-1000 series should never have made it off the drawing board……

  • Meagan

    The one instance where ripping off a piece of tape quickly isn’t an option. :wtf:

  • Urban D. Kay

    I duct out for a while

  • StevieC

    If this has any correlation to why you wrap your hamster in electrical tape, I don’t want to know about it.

  • StevieC

    Body waxing by Red Green :wtf:

  • Cobe

    Before we snicker, just remember;

    This suit is taser proof, (for that wild night on the town) and snake-bite resistant….maybe. It’ll hold you together during those tough times and it beats being wraped up in red tape.

  • junkman

    wrap the head and eons later seinfeld zealots will be debating whether or not they’ve discovered the shroud of costanza.

  • Bigwavdave

    Pull my finger…

  • Cobe

    I think it’s a skud missile.

  • Spud

    “I need to pee”

  • Linda

    All I have to say is “Does anyone have a can opener” as he looks for an escape route….. πŸ™„

  • poisonwisky

    duct tape, gas stove? hindenburg? oh sorry not charades

  • poisonwisky

    seinfelds out takes?

  • Master Solace

    three things are true about this guy
    1. he is single
    2. his friends hate him
    3. one of those friends is named jerry

    ‘heeeeelllloooo laaaadddies, no need for a condom when you can’t get it out anyway.’

    jason alexander in his new role of spokesman for a new line of trojan condoms, ‘the heavylifter’… for those who cant KEEP it up, let trojan help…

    duck tape fixes ‘almost’ everything

    and remember george costanza says, ‘be safe, wrap it up’

  • Sexy Jamie

    You know how I know he is a virgin… If you can’t duct it [email protected] it!

  • DaPopster

    Anybody seen the gene pool cleaner ?

  • Lung the Younger

    The Day the Earthenware Stood Still.

  • Lounge Puppy

    Low tech spanx… ’cause Mommys’ didn’t fit.

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  • Chris S.

    The Stay Buff Marshmallow man. Now in stay fresh packing!

  • Nemzek

    This is what happens when you spend waaay to much time alone and bored. 😯

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