This suit is taser proof, (for that wild night on the town) and snake-bite resistant….maybe. It’ll hold you together during those tough times and it beats being wraped up in red tape.
junkman
wrap the head and eons later seinfeld zealots will be debating whether or not they’ve discovered the shroud of costanza.
Bigwavdave
Pull my finger…
Cobe
I think it’s a skud missile.
Spud
“I need to pee”
Linda
All I have to say is “Does anyone have a can opener” as he looks for an escape route….. 🙄
poisonwisky
duct tape, gas stove? hindenburg? oh sorry not charades
Avalon
It’s the new anti fat suit.
detSteve
The Silver Bullet!
StevieC
“Yeah, I’m still a virgin. How did you know?”
fruf
A grey Michelin Man
his ass is tied to the gas burner and he is slowly filling up DONT FART
jack
have duct tape, will travel
kat
look mom i made a space suit 😀
Davezilla
Curses! Foiled again! Although. It’s duct tape, not foil, so that joke doesn’t really work. :dead:
Tony
Oh great, NOW I have to pee.
rust
And I thought the Duct Tape Wallet offered at THINKGEEK.COM was kewl.
Don
I’ve been wondering where DUCT TAPE MAN was, I haven’t seen him since he got into that sticky situation.
Lung the Younger
Amusing duck tape?
Lung the Younger
Most people agreed that the first prototype of the Terminator T-1000 series should never have made it off the drawing board……
Meagan
The one instance where ripping off a piece of tape quickly isn’t an option. :wtf:
Urban D. Kay
I duct out for a while
StevieC
If this has any correlation to why you wrap your hamster in electrical tape, I don’t want to know about it.
StevieC
Body waxing by Red Green :wtf:
Cobe
Before we snicker, just remember;
This suit is taser proof, (for that wild night on the town) and snake-bite resistant….maybe. It’ll hold you together during those tough times and it beats being wraped up in red tape.
junkman
wrap the head and eons later seinfeld zealots will be debating whether or not they’ve discovered the shroud of costanza.
Bigwavdave
Pull my finger…
Cobe
I think it’s a skud missile.
Spud
“I need to pee”
Linda
All I have to say is “Does anyone have a can opener” as he looks for an escape route….. 🙄
poisonwisky
duct tape, gas stove? hindenburg? oh sorry not charades
poisonwisky
seinfelds out takes?
Master Solace
three things are true about this guy
1. he is single
2. his friends hate him
3. one of those friends is named jerry
‘heeeeelllloooo laaaadddies, no need for a condom when you can’t get it out anyway.’
jason alexander in his new role of spokesman for a new line of trojan condoms, ‘the heavylifter’… for those who cant KEEP it up, let trojan help…
duck tape fixes ‘almost’ everything
and remember george costanza says, ‘be safe, wrap it up’
Sexy Jamie
You know how I know he is a virgin… If you can’t duct it [email protected] it!
DaPopster
Anybody seen the gene pool cleaner ?
Lung the Younger
The Day the Earthenware Stood Still.
Lounge Puppy
Low tech spanx… ’cause Mommys’ didn’t fit.
Sammy
“FIREPROOF”
Chris S.
The Stay Buff Marshmallow man. Now in stay fresh packing!
Nemzek
This is what happens when you spend waaay to much time alone and bored. 😯