Random Effluvia, No. 328


First off is this gem my wife found. The 2023 Lost and Found Index. Some real gems in here. Among my favorites:

  • A pin with Jesus holding slice of pizza
  • 16 oz of fake blood
  • A printer and remote-controlled vibrator
  • Small camping stove and my funeral pamphlets
  • 6 cheesecakes
  • 2 fingernails
  • A power of attorney document issued by Turkish consulate

Definitely worth a skim…


These astonishing and slightly unsettling tattoos from Spanish artist, Adri Reigada (@adrireigada)


The best prom invitation ever. Ever.