Overheard: Small change edition

Me: I’ll have a cappuccino with an extra shot.
Barista: That’ll be $4.03.
Me: [hands her a $20]
Barista: Don’t you have anything smaller?
Me: Yes, I have some nickels.
Barista: …

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  1. It’s sad when a cashier can’t count change back to you. 😕

  2. Esther

    “I have a midget in my pocket.” would also have been a good response. Then again, as a guy, you probably wouldn’t want to say that.:limp:

    Take a nickel, give back $16.02 in change, yeah, I can see how that would have completely dumbfounded her.:roll:

    I’m not even sure I know what to say about that picture. Are those Mr. Fugney Federline’s boys?

  3. Too bad you didn’t point to your groin… thats smaller then a 20

  4. Esther, we must be channeling the same penile plateau tonight.

  5. Esther

    Now that gets a ‘badump-bump, tsssh!’ 😀

  6. Esther

    I’m never too far away from it, Moxie.

  7. Anna

    Barista: “Okay, give me those and now you’ll only have to pay me $12.15”.

  8. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    You’ve left school, can’t read, can’t write, can’t communicate properly and have all the charisma of a rusty nail.

    So what are you going to do with the rest of your life?

    The police force always needs new blood or if that’s not your thing, why not apply for a job as a “Retail Retard” and very soon, YOU could be in charge of your own burger counter?

    Me: Can I have a cheeseburger on it’s own with a small coke please?

    RR: Would you like fries with that?

    Me: No. Just a burger and a small coke, thanks.

    RR: Okay….and would you like a large coke or a small coke with your burger?

    Me: I would still like a small coke and a cheeseburger please.

    RR: So you want two small cokes, two cheeseburgers and would you like fries with the other one?

    Me: No. I want ONE cheeseburger and ONE small coke please.

    RR: Hang on I’ll just get the manager to cancel this on my till.

    I then heard this “retail retard” explaining to the manager how I kept changing my mind and she had put it in on the till and now I just wanted a cheeseburger and a small coke. Then afterwards the following ensued.

    RR: Okay that’s all done.. so you want ONE cheeseburger and a small coke….is that correct?

    Me: Yes, Thank You.

    RR: Did you want fries with that?

    Me: No. Please can I speak to your carer though?

    RR: Do you mean the manager? You want the manager right?

    Me: No. I would like a burger and a small coke please.

    RR: Not a cheeseburger? Just a burger.

    Me: No a cheeseburger please and a small coke, please and NO fries!

    RR: Oh sorry I’ll just have to get the manager to cancel the cheeseburger on the till.

    Me: Your doing this on purpose aren’t you?


  9. Spud

    Pizza! 😀

  10. mikeB

    I hate when I get a total like $6.05 and I give $11.05. They look at the extra dollar and nickel like “What’s this for?” “So you can just give me a five back.” “Are you sure? I better get my boss.” 👿

  11. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Another example of “Retail Retardary”

    RR: That’s £7.82 sir.

    Me: There you go (hands her a £20)

    RR: I’m sorry but I can’t accept that sir.

    Me: Excuse me..err why not?

    RR: The manager says I can’t accept any note over a £10 when he’s not here.

    Me: Why?

    RR: Because of fraud…theres lots of fake £20’s you know….at the moment.

    Me: Unfortunately I only have this..err could I change it for two £10’s then?

    RR: Hang on..I’ll phone him and find out.

    The conversation with her manager took about 5 minutes of endless “Yes” and “No” responses.

    RR: He said yes, I can change the £20 for you…providing you buy something.

    Me: Well I’m buying these things already aren’t I?

    RR: I guess that’s okay then sir (She takes the £20 and produces two £10’s from the till)

    Me: Thanks

    RR: That’s £7.82 sir.

    She then handed me £22.18 in change…….


  12. Elektra

    The KKK is far less threatening anymore.

  13. simoon


    I love you.


    Just had to be said.

  14. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    After selling some knock off “gangsta” style tracksuits to a busload of unsuspecting French tourists.

    Leroy Brown headed home to his biatch….. about $900 dollars richer.


  15. Esther

    Dave, she’s referring to the gaggle of velour-suited punks in the picture.:geek:

  16. Cheap Date

    Currency only comes in ONE SIZE, BABY!!! :wang:

  17. Lace Valentine

    Maybe she’ll take a George W. Bush $200 dollar note. You increase your chances it’ll be taken the further you travel south.

  18. Elektra

    What you didn’t see the picture?

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