Chickens are metal
I just had a “Snap Meal” from Imperfect Foods. Prior to this “meal” I assumed that chickens were avian, organic lifeforms, descended from dinosaurs. I know better now. They are,…
I’ve been thinking about birds lately
I've been thinking about birds lately
Hither and Yon
Some more useless items that make the Web great. A tattoo needle deliver ink in ultra slow motion. Cat mode stopped in mid-activation Someone will pay dearly for this. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com…
Flotsam and Jetsam
McSweeney's has been on fire lately, and this gem is no exception. I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NOT BE CANCELING MY PLANS WITH YOU TONIGHT Some random flotsam…
The Muppets’ Last Supper
Made this for my kids. Made this for my kids. The Muppets' Last Supper
Random Effluvia, No. 328
1 First off is this gem my wife found. The 2023 Lost and Found Index. Some real gems in here. Among my favorites: A pin with Jesus holding slice of…
Close encounters of the work kind
A former coworker posted something today about the awkwardness of running into coworkers in public places. How, despite liking that person, you instantly lose the ability to form speech. It…
What I Learned About Computer Security From Movies
Computer security is a subject that, with the sole exception of Mr. Robot, has never been portrayed realistically on movies or television. You can simply type sudo: Give me the…
Lies clients (still) tell freelancers
The lies clients tell freelancers never change. I often wonder if there's a business class where the prof tells students which lies to use on us. When we go IPO,…
Celebrating 25 years of clean humor and filthy comments.
And as a special tribute, I decided to ask ChatGPT how I am described. This was the response: Davezilla is a humorous blogger who is known for his witty and…
“I’ll take ironic headlines for $600, Alex”
Royal Oak's Winter Blast rescheduled due to cold weather
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