Overheard: Laundromat Edition

Neighbor: “Crappy weather, huh?”
Me: “Yeah, it sure as Hell is.”
Neighbor: “Stepped in every gaddampt puddle tanight.”
Me: “Oh?”
Neighbor: “Yeaaaaaah. Went to the Mervyn’s sale. They’re going outta business.”
Me: “I hadn’t heard.”
Neighbor: “Oh sure, and wouldn’t ya know it? They were closed.”
Me: “That’s a drag, eh?”
Neighbor: “Yeaaaaaah. I really needed a new bra. I only got two and this one’s fulla cigarette burns. See?”
Me: ” … “

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  1. Good grief, I hope it wasn’t one of the Albanians!:hurl: Did you then go on to apply cigarette burns to your eyes?

  2. I can just picture the expression on your face, Dave, it’s probably the same one I would have had.:wtf:

  3. Anna

    Well ofcourse it’s full of cigarette burns. Were else would you (e.g. me, the nicotine junkie) extinguish your cigarettes?
    The only thing is that you can get into trouble if you forget to wear a bra. Now that’s painful.:oops:

  4. Amanda B.

    Better than cigarette burns in your :undies: …I guess…

  5. Mandy

    White trash?!? :boobs::limp:

  6. Spud

    um, sure thing, can I get back to you on that.


  7. you never said if he managed to get a new bra…

  8. :hurl:
    Ahhh bad visuals! Need to go burn my eyes out now!

  9. Mikel

    Dave did you hit it?

  10. Maybe the neighborly thing to do is buy her a new bra and stuff it in her mailbox signed from Secret Santa 🙂

  11. chainstay

    Does this neighbor keep her boobs in
    an ash tray?

  12. misskitty

    was this neighbor a :boobs: :boobs: or a :wang:???? You never can tell these days!

  13. Marcus

    First, the link. Wouldn’t be able to that Ibelieve because it would burn off my flesh.

    Conversation at park

    Woman A: I’m feelin kinda dirdy taday
    Woman B: Have you douched?

  14. mikey

    🙄 and whens the spewin coffee could we like get back to ha ha funny instead of jonzin for material.. 😕

  15. Jake the Rake

    Sorry to drop in unannounced,:eek: it’s my first time…here?! Psychedelic, eclectic, and just a little esoteric :cool:! I’m into “ic” words today, I guess…

  16. mikeB

    Something tells me this chick was on COPS before :limp:

  17. cody

    no comment on this comment post

  18. jayray

    mabey she just got excited with her cig, when she was telling the 11o’clock news what the tornado sounded like:razz:

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