Tribes: Over Smilers


I hate them. The Over Smilers. They ruin photos, frighten children and cause cows to dry up with their wan expressions and lipless grimaces. First introduced to the United States in the 1950s by the Dutch, they were inbred nearly to extinction in the area now known as Glamour Shots.

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  1. ๐Ÿ˜† Smile, it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  2. watch “INTOLERABLE CRUELTY” … George Clooney gives us some beautiful teeth in that one…

  3. pablo

    The next person that flashes one of those heartless, soul rending smiles and says “turn that frown upside down” is going to have my foot so far up their ass Dave will have to give us “surgical removal of the brown shoe” day.

  4. officeratt

    Hey,” he thinks, “I’m Superman and I don’t need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie
    and fly away before she knows what happened.”

  5. Pablo

    [Comment ID #202322 will be quoted here]

    Can I have one too!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  6. molisha

    Be Happy ๐Ÿ˜›

  7. pablo

    [Comment ID #202323 will be quoted here]


    Does it sadden you not to be me?
    Why would you take time and effort to try and belittle someone you don’t know? Why would you not stand up and say whatever you feel you need to say? And what possible jolly could you have received in compensation to make anyone else on Earth have the misconception I am gay?

    Oh well, small minds, big internet, god save us all.

  8. I call รขโ‚ฌหœem Botox smiles.

    Lips are spread ear to ear, teeth are gleaming in the daylight but the eyes, the eyes are as blank as a government check to Halliburton.

  9. Spud

    I’m confused, will the real P/pablo please stand up!

    :mrgreen: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ™‚ 8) ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜†

  10. Sue

    I was a WalMart People Greeter for as long as I could stand it. People always commented that I smiled all the time. I’d tell them: (A) “Screaming scares people.” or (B) “Insanity runs in my family”. (Both comments are true) :wtf:

  11. pablo

    I think I smell a officeratt in the theft of my persona. Johnny Cash says, “this finger is for you!”.

  12. Bigwavdave

    Is your upper lip stuck to your front teeth?

    Note to officerat: Get up to speed.

    I believe Astryd is the quickie queen – A, can I have have a dozen quickies? We can play in between :wang:

  13. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #202341 will be quoted here]

    She obviously has a serious crush on you (who doesn’t?) and is just trying to get your attention. She is rather amusing though in a pathetic 12 year old girlish kind of way.

  14. patrick

    re: Milky- wonder how many dozen units of that sold? And how quick did they fire the moron that thought THAT was a good idea?

  15. Bjorn Freeh

    Does the pretend milk help avoid pretend osteoporosis?

  16. It’s even worse when they squint their eyes at the same time. Damn freaks look like demons. :wtf:

  17. Brooklyn

    That Milky thing makes me sue glad I was born in 19 80! โ—

  18. StevieC

    RE: Link of the Day – the iGallop looks like a fun toy for the bedroom. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  19. [Comment ID #202322 will be quoted here]

    Reminds me of this joke:
    Superman was flying around with no World-Saving to do and spotted Wonderwoman sunbathing lying naked, spread-eagle on a rooftop.
    Feeling his spandex underwear get tighter he plotted to himself ๐Ÿ˜ˆ I’ll fly down there, get me some real quick and fly away. She’ll never be the wiser! *insert Dr Evil laughing icon here*
    He swoops down and *faster than the speed of light* he fies away satisfied, ego boasting with ‘bragging rights’.

    Wonderwoman opens her eyes and lifts her haid :kiss: What Was That!!
    The invisible man responds โ“ I don’t know but my ass sure hurts!!

  20. Wonderwoman opens her eyes and lifts her haid :kiss: What Was That!!
    The invisible man responds โ“ I donรขโ‚ฌโ„ขt know but my ass sure hurts!!

    :wtf: Don’t ask how that happened, I swear I meant to spell HEAD! :wtf:

  21. Spud

    Oh I don’t know, it sounds to me like a “Southern Belle” that way.

    “Ahm shure ah don’t know sir…”

  22. Flash Gordon

    Bjorn Freeh—Soooeee! Love your avatar. โ— :wtf:

  23. Natalie

    Glamour Shots still exists? :wtf:

  24. Bigwavdave

    B.F. My Hog-Bruddah!

  25. Bigwavdave

    Always remember and don’t ever forget:

    Hog’s breath is better than no breath at all :kiss:

  26. Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #202367 will be quoted here]

    You don’t think I’m over smiling, do you? I’m trying to get into the Zillahogs tribe…

  27. Drusky

    [Comment ID #202360 will be quoted here]

    Wouldn’t Superman just blow a large hole in whoever he was with? :dead:

  28. Well, you know that for every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction:
    Faster than a speeding bullet-not necessarily a good thing in all aspects. ๐Ÿ™
    More powerful than a locomotive-that’s why his ass hurts. โ—
    Can leap tall buildings in a single bound: white man can jump but tell me, can he actually get a good boner going? :wang: :limp: does he have to leap ‘tall building’ to compensating for something?

    Nurse your gums on that cookie… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  29. My wife is afflicted with a soul-less over-smile. I pray that our children are able to overcome this deficiency. ๐Ÿ˜•

  30. junkman

    tribes over smilers = vibeless terrorism

  31. Spud

    [Comment ID #202410 will be quoted here]
    Dear God, is there anything that can be done to help her with this heinous affliction?

  32. Kristi

    My mom is a chronic over-smiler. I’m pretty sure that I’ve never seen a genuine smile from her ever. And she passed it on to my sister.

  33. junkman

    [Comment ID #202426 will be quoted here]
    well a good slap would help. and maybe a soul.

  34. junkman

    [Comment ID #202427 will be quoted here]ya. not only to they pass it on. they use it when people pass on.


  35. Spud

    I’m sorry, the moment has been lost.
    If you would like to register a complaint please call between the hours of 8.00am and 8.00am Mon – Fri.

  36. Bigwavdave

    [Comment ID #202434 will be quoted here]

    No Complaints Accepted Without Two Weeks Prior Notice In Writing

  37. [Comment ID #202434 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #202435 will be quoted here]

    You were at the front of the line? I’m sorry, this window is closed!

  38. [Comment ID #202439 will be quoted here]

    …but…but… ๐Ÿ’ก I’ll make it worth your time! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  39. StevieC

    [Comment ID #202480 will be quoted here]

    Careful, capital “P” ain’t our pablo.

  40. I direct my post to Bigwavdave and Spud and henseforth exclude Pablo (capital P) indefinitely ๐Ÿ˜›

  41. StevieC

    [Comment ID #202487 will be quoted here]

    You could always direct it towards me. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ :wang:

  42. My wife comes from a family over over-smilers. Fortunately, she came with a big dowery.

  43. [Comment ID #202489 will be quoted here]

    I shouldn’t have to, you are the Master of Time sir. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
    Bait me and see if I bite. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ™„

  44. pablo

    [Comment ID #202487 will be quoted here]

    I don’t know why but it is now coming up with both capital and small p. Look for the link to guarantee the real pablo

  45. pablo

    [Comment ID #202524 will be quoted here]

    of course I say it and the link doesn’t work. I’m screwed

  46. StevieC

    [Comment ID #202511 will be quoted here]

    If I bait, you will bite.

    If I were to pick a number between 1 and 12, you know that I would pick twelve. Just as on a clock, the numbers 3, 6, and 9 seem to strike a chord with me tonight.

    Mistress Darla has made a rule and I feel that you should be obliged to follow it. However, as the clock approaches the 3, 6, and 9 minute mark, the anticipation of the alarm going off will build, but … that anticipation will subside because The Master of Time has set the alarm to go off only at 12.

    And the bait has been cast …..

  47. …and you’ve caught a Zillagirl. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
    12 was great but 9 presented itself to be most tasking. ๐Ÿ˜† Thank you sir!

  48. [Comment ID #202530 will be quoted here]

    I’ve taught you well, my slave. You shall be rewarded. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  49. StevieC

    [Comment ID #202581 will be quoted here]

    Be careful … don’t try to top a top. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  50. molisha

    [Comment ID #202581 will be quoted here]


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