I looked up the definition of thong by accident (yeah, right) and found an interesting word as part of the definition:

Thong underwear and swimwear is a style characterized by a thin strip of material along the center of the garment’s rear designed to sit between the wearer’s asscheeks connecting the front or pouch to the waistband behind the wearer.[1]

29 thoughts on “Oh, Wikipedia. You so silly!

  1. Sounds like that thin strip of material nestling between those ass cheeks got a shitty job ……………. 😆 Sorry, couldn’t resist it …………… :wtf:

  2. i expected the definition to be:
    :thong: : what a zilla girl is wearing at any given moment.

    (fyi, mine is pink today with a heart in the front)

  3. [Comment ID #303561 will appear here]

    Nothin’ says lovin’ like munchin’ on your muffin. 😈 :wang:

  4. [Comment ID #303561 will appear here]

    I expected the definition to be ” What a Zillagirl is not wearing at any given moment.”
    :wang: :boobs: Or, at least AnnieB never wears one. :wang: :wang: :kiss: :kiss:

  5. [Comment ID #303561 will appear here]
    I’m not a doctor, but I’ll be glad to do a little ‘open heart massage’… :thong: 😈

  6. [Comment ID #303561 will appear here]

    Dave, do you keep stats on the most quoted comment? I think we may have a winner here.

  7. [Comment ID #303573 will appear here]

    an in this context, no one can or will judge you… 😆

  8. A thong you say? What ever could that be? You mean people wear undies. Hmmm….. I just never got into that. Gets in the way of…. ahem….. things! :wang: :thong: 😈

  9. I was gonna say something but I can’t seem to stay focused. All day long I am just going to say “pink thong” to all questions.

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    I can’t believe no one has said this when we’re all so obviously doing it………….

    Gives a whole new meaning to “eat your heart out”………

  11. [Comment ID #303567 will appear here]

    Well, almost never. I do wear the edible ones occasionally. My guy’s a vagitarian, you know. 😛 :kiss:

  12. [Comment ID #303743 will appear here]

    Maybe, but it doesn’t get in the way much. One of my college roommates once told me that The purpose of thong underwear is to help floss out the curly hair after ‘dinner’…

  13. [Comment ID #303561 will appear here]

    When a man’s an empty kettle
    He should be on his mettle
    And yet I’m torn apart
    Just because I’m presumin’
    That I could be kind of human
    If I only had a heart

    I’d be tender, I’d be gentle
    And awful sentimental
    Regarding love and art
    I’d be friends with the sparrows
    And the boy that shoots the arrows
    If I only had a heart

  14. And Oz never did give nothing to the Tinman

    That he didn’t, didn’t already have.

    … or was this tinman only asking to pass his tongue past Mandy’s heart?

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    I think I may convert to vagitarianism, it sounds kinda kinky and fun… 😈

  16. [Comment ID #304897 will appear here]

    Oh yeah… that is if you enjoy a little appetizer before the main course. 😛 :kiss:

  17. [Comment ID #304122 will appear here]

    Vagina-terian? Yeah, they all got it, even with a sylable left out…. And we women who love men, what is the term? Let’s get all those smart zillagirl braincells firin’!!

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