Miss Pointer, If the shell is the crab’s house, then why are you mad I went potty?!
patrick
“Do’oh, Spongebob, I think Crusty has been putting too much crab in his Crabby Patties”.
OR
“Yeah, yeah I know it just swallowed a kid. Shut up and help me get that big bastard into this pot. And then go get all the lemons you can find. We are gonna feast tonight”.
Perhaps not comfortable, but suitable attire for any child visiting the Neverland Ranch
junkman
“THE KWELLADA KID”
Monday
“Jenny wasn’t in a very giving mood and was being quite shellfish that day”
Chris S.
After repeatedly getting caught using boats and makeshift rafts, the Cubanez family decides to test out a slightly different method to sneak into the U.S…
Drusky
For years, little Jenny’s shrink tried to get her to come out of her shell…
I told you to stay out of the dumpster at Red Lobster, Selena! 😕 :wtf: 😳
janeeto
Next week, on “Deadliest Catch”: The crew of the Northwestern pull their traps out of the Bering Strait and they all come back empty…except one! Sig Hansen: “Size DOES matter!
Little Emily wasn’t too worried aboput how crabby she had become. Her concern started when her parents offered to draw her a bath. She knew it was trouble when the tub was full of melted butter.
S
Why You Should Where A Condom
Chris S.
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Hear, their, everywear! 😛
Nessa
Despite her daughters cries to stop trick or treating for the night, the mother pushes her on, her secret agenda becoming known. MORE CHOCOLATE, I MUST HAVE MORE CHOCOLATE. :wtf:
Jack
Thats the worst case of crabs I have ever seen!
Spud
Mummy! mummy, this costume’s to heavy! ……… mummy!
Lung the Younger
Laura Gonzalez, winner of the 2008 Little Miss Three-Mile-Island Pageant.
Steve James
Winner of the London Tube Station Fancy Dress challenge: King Crustacean (King’s Cross Station)
julesOdeNile
don’t leave crabs untreated too long!
Meagan
Yet another mean thing to tell a third grader: If you have sex and get crabs, you’ll turn into one. :wtf:
Brad K.
Miss Pointer, If the shell is the crab’s house, then why are you mad I went potty?!
patrick
“Do’oh, Spongebob, I think Crusty has been putting too much crab in his Crabby Patties”.
OR
“Yeah, yeah I know it just swallowed a kid. Shut up and help me get that big bastard into this pot. And then go get all the lemons you can find. We are gonna feast tonight”.
StevieC
At her age, she’s still just a crab but by the time she hits high school, she’ll be a full blown bitch.
StevieC
That crab is wearing the scariest hallowe’en mask that I’ve seen in a long time!
hoatzin
Perhaps not comfortable, but suitable attire for any child visiting the Neverland Ranch
junkman
“THE KWELLADA KID”
Monday
“Jenny wasn’t in a very giving mood and was being quite shellfish that day”
Chris S.
After repeatedly getting caught using boats and makeshift rafts, the Cubanez family decides to test out a slightly different method to sneak into the U.S…
Drusky
For years, little Jenny’s shrink tried to get her to come out of her shell…
StevieC
sniff yep, they all smell like that.
AnnieB
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LOL! Good one, I almost spewed.. 😛
Flash Gordon
I told you to stay out of the dumpster at Red Lobster, Selena! 😕 :wtf: 😳
janeeto
Next week, on “Deadliest Catch”: The crew of the Northwestern pull their traps out of the Bering Strait and they all come back empty…except one! Sig Hansen: “Size DOES matter!
Elle
The pediatrician described Elena’s condition as a forerunner of severe PMS.
echo
I’m surprised no one went “OM NOM NOM NOM” yet
pablo
Little Emily wasn’t too worried aboput how crabby she had become. Her concern started when her parents offered to draw her a bath. She knew it was trouble when the tub was full of melted butter.
S
Why You Should Where A Condom
Chris S.
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Hear, their, everywear! 😛
Nessa
Despite her daughters cries to stop trick or treating for the night, the mother pushes her on, her secret agenda becoming known. MORE CHOCOLATE, I MUST HAVE MORE CHOCOLATE. :wtf:
Faith
Can someone please hook me up with the Menedez boys?
tony
Well guys, either way you’re screwed!!!
Penguin Pete
gag, said Mr. Crab, “The next time I eat human, I’ll shell it first!”