Captiontime #232

Captiontime #232


  1. Jack

    Thats the worst case of crabs I have ever seen!

  2. Spud

    Mummy! mummy, this costume’s to heavy! ……… mummy!

  3. Steve James

    Winner of the London Tube Station Fancy Dress challenge: King Crustacean (King’s Cross Station)

  4. julesOdeNile

    don’t leave crabs untreated too long!

  5. Yet another mean thing to tell a third grader: If you have sex and get crabs, you’ll turn into one. :wtf:

  6. Miss Pointer, If the shell is the crab’s house, then why are you mad I went potty?!

  7. patrick

    “Do’oh, Spongebob, I think Crusty has been putting too much crab in his Crabby Patties”.

    “Yeah, yeah I know it just swallowed a kid. Shut up and help me get that big bastard into this pot. And then go get all the lemons you can find. We are gonna feast tonight”.

  8. At her age, she’s still just a crab but by the time she hits high school, she’ll be a full blown bitch.

  9. That crab is wearing the scariest hallowe’en mask that I’ve seen in a long time!

  10. Perhaps not comfortable, but suitable attire for any child visiting the Neverland Ranch

  11. junkman


  12. Monday

    “Jenny wasn’t in a very giving mood and was being quite shellfish that day”

  13. Chris S.

    After repeatedly getting caught using boats and makeshift rafts, the Cubanez family decides to test out a slightly different method to sneak into the U.S…

  14. Drusky

    For years, little Jenny’s shrink tried to get her to come out of her shell…

  15. AnnieB

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    LOL! Good one, I almost spewed.. 😛

  16. Flash Gordon

    I told you to stay out of the dumpster at Red Lobster, Selena! 😕 :wtf: 😳

  17. janeeto

    Next week, on “Deadliest Catch”: The crew of the Northwestern pull their traps out of the Bering Strait and they all come back empty…except one! Sig Hansen: “Size DOES matter!

  18. The pediatrician described Elena’s condition as a forerunner of severe PMS.

  19. echo

    I’m surprised no one went “OM NOM NOM NOM” yet

  20. Little Emily wasn’t too worried aboput how crabby she had become. Her concern started when her parents offered to draw her a bath. She knew it was trouble when the tub was full of melted butter.

  21. S

    Why You Should Where A Condom

  22. Chris S.

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    Hear, their, everywear! 😛

  23. Nessa

    Despite her daughters cries to stop trick or treating for the night, the mother pushes her on, her secret agenda becoming known. MORE CHOCOLATE, I MUST HAVE MORE CHOCOLATE. :wtf:

  24. Can someone please hook me up with the Menedez boys?

  25. tony

    Well guys, either way you’re screwed!!!

  26. gag, said Mr. Crab, “The next time I eat human, I’ll shell it first!”

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