Laura Gonzalez, winner of the 2008 Little Miss Three-Mile-Island Pageant.
Winner of the London Tube Station Fancy Dress challenge: King Crustacean (King’s Cross Station)
don’t leave crabs untreated too long!
Yet another mean thing to tell a third grader: If you have sex and get crabs, you’ll turn into one. :wtf:
Miss Pointer, If the shell is the crab’s house, then why are you mad I went potty?!
“Do’oh, Spongebob, I think Crusty has been putting too much crab in his Crabby Patties”.
OR
“Yeah, yeah I know it just swallowed a kid. Shut up and help me get that big bastard into this pot. And then go get all the lemons you can find. We are gonna feast tonight”.
At her age, she’s still just a crab but by the time she hits high school, she’ll be a full blown bitch.
That crab is wearing the scariest hallowe’en mask that I’ve seen in a long time!
Perhaps not comfortable, but suitable attire for any child visiting the Neverland Ranch
“THE KWELLADA KID”
“Jenny wasn’t in a very giving mood and was being quite shellfish that day”
After repeatedly getting caught using boats and makeshift rafts, the Cubanez family decides to test out a slightly different method to sneak into the U.S…
For years, little Jenny’s shrink tried to get her to come out of her shell…
sniff yep, they all smell like that.
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LOL! Good one, I almost spewed.. 😛
I told you to stay out of the dumpster at Red Lobster, Selena! 😕 :wtf: 😳
Next week, on “Deadliest Catch”: The crew of the Northwestern pull their traps out of the Bering Strait and they all come back empty…except one! Sig Hansen: “Size DOES matter!
The pediatrician described Elena’s condition as a forerunner of severe PMS.
I’m surprised no one went “OM NOM NOM NOM” yet
Little Emily wasn’t too worried aboput how crabby she had become. Her concern started when her parents offered to draw her a bath. She knew it was trouble when the tub was full of melted butter.
Why You Should Where A Condom
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Hear, their, everywear! 😛
Despite her daughters cries to stop trick or treating for the night, the mother pushes her on, her secret agenda becoming known. MORE CHOCOLATE, I MUST HAVE MORE CHOCOLATE. :wtf:
Can someone please hook me up with the Menedez boys?
Well guys, either way you’re screwed!!!
gag, said Mr. Crab, “The next time I eat human, I’ll shell it first!”
Thats the worst case of crabs I have ever seen!
Mummy! mummy, this costume’s to heavy! ……… mummy!
Laura Gonzalez, winner of the 2008 Little Miss Three-Mile-Island Pageant.
Winner of the London Tube Station Fancy Dress challenge: King Crustacean (King’s Cross Station)
don’t leave crabs untreated too long!
Yet another mean thing to tell a third grader: If you have sex and get crabs, you’ll turn into one. :wtf:
Miss Pointer, If the shell is the crab’s house, then why are you mad I went potty?!
“Do’oh, Spongebob, I think Crusty has been putting too much crab in his Crabby Patties”.
OR
“Yeah, yeah I know it just swallowed a kid. Shut up and help me get that big bastard into this pot. And then go get all the lemons you can find. We are gonna feast tonight”.
At her age, she’s still just a crab but by the time she hits high school, she’ll be a full blown bitch.
That crab is wearing the scariest hallowe’en mask that I’ve seen in a long time!
Perhaps not comfortable, but suitable attire for any child visiting the Neverland Ranch
“THE KWELLADA KID”
“Jenny wasn’t in a very giving mood and was being quite shellfish that day”
After repeatedly getting caught using boats and makeshift rafts, the Cubanez family decides to test out a slightly different method to sneak into the U.S…
For years, little Jenny’s shrink tried to get her to come out of her shell…
sniff yep, they all smell like that.
[Comment ID #301166 will appear here]
LOL! Good one, I almost spewed.. 😛
I told you to stay out of the dumpster at Red Lobster, Selena! 😕 :wtf: 😳
Next week, on “Deadliest Catch”: The crew of the Northwestern pull their traps out of the Bering Strait and they all come back empty…except one! Sig Hansen: “Size DOES matter!
The pediatrician described Elena’s condition as a forerunner of severe PMS.
I’m surprised no one went “OM NOM NOM NOM” yet
Little Emily wasn’t too worried aboput how crabby she had become. Her concern started when her parents offered to draw her a bath. She knew it was trouble when the tub was full of melted butter.
Why You Should Where A Condom
[Comment ID #302975 will appear here]
Hear, their, everywear! 😛
Despite her daughters cries to stop trick or treating for the night, the mother pushes her on, her secret agenda becoming known. MORE CHOCOLATE, I MUST HAVE MORE CHOCOLATE. :wtf:
Can someone please hook me up with the Menedez boys?
Well guys, either way you’re screwed!!!
gag, said Mr. Crab, “The next time I eat human, I’ll shell it first!”