Captiontime #233

Captiontime #233

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  1. janeeto

    The jolly green giant suddenly felt very inadequate.

  2. janeeto

    Doctor, this isn’t going to suffice as a replacement.

    It looks like a right zucchini. I need a left zucchini.

    But where can I find a shoe to fit it?

    You know what they say, big hands, big feet, big zucchini, big John Deere…..

  3. jACK

    One of the zilla girls shopping for toys, er…I mean veggies??

  4. What are we supposed to comment on? The strangely gigantic vegetable or the complete lack of tan & fashion sense of the foot owner?

  5. Chris S.

    Dave, didn’t your mom warn you that if you kept playing with it that it would turn green and fall off? Lucky that didn’t break your foot…

  6. Billy Joe Jim Johnson Bob decides to take his zucchinni bowling to impress the girls.

    “Hey baby, if you like this veggie, wait till ya see what I got in my pants!”

    He went home alone…….. :puke:

  7. DaPopster

    So much for the foot to size theory ………….. :wtf:

  8. You know what they say about a guy with a big zucchini ….

  9. Chris S.

    More things Dave’s cat dragged into the tub: Laminate flooring, giant zucchini, Dave’s severed leg… “I duz steroidz!”

  10. Nina

    Finally Dave admits that he has oddly miniature feet in comparison to his big “zuchini”….. 😳

  11. Memphisbandman

    That’s why Neo didn’t choose the green pill!

  12. Proof that foot size has nothing to do with the size of your zucchini. 😈 :wang:

  13. Flash Gordon

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    That could just as easily be a giant cucumber. Either way it makes a
    brobdignagion trouser snake. 😎 😛 ❗ :wang: :wtf:

  14. Chris S.

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    What the heck is a “brobdiganglionchacallit”? (No I don’t feel like looking it up.)

  15. chainstay

    After the party, Larry Boy had the strange feeling that he had been violated.

  16. Lake Effect

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    Heh heh. He said “brobdignagion.”

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    I once emailed a friend about meeting a celeb and asked if she knew who he was. Her response : Don’t make me google it

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    Flash, not to be insegredious, but I do believe you meant to say brobdingnagian.

  19. Definition: To have your mobility hindered by a large cucumber growing out of your instep.

    Word: Encumbered.

  20. Flash Gordon

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    You’re absolutely right. I was too lazy to look it up and AnnieB wasn’t around to
    spell it for me. It’s from Robinson Crusoe by Lilly Putians. 🙄 😛 😕 :wtf: 😈

  21. Spud

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    That’s some kind of funny right there monsieur Lung, well played sir! 😀

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    Now if he could only find a girl afflicted with pussyfoot.

  23. Chris S.

    Flash… Stevie…. put the thesauruses down…. and slowly back away….


  24. Timm

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    Is that a cucumber in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

  25. Drusky

    StevieC was proud of his massive zucchini but hated the nightmares about it that woke him up, never quite remembering what they were except something about ‘ex-girlfriends and salad shooters…’ 😈

  26. Drusky

    Must be a Red Soxs fan proudly showing off the ‘Green Monster’…

  27. Yankeerose32

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    The foot size theory went out the window a long time ago. A man’s hands can tell a girl more about what he’s got swinging. 😛

  28. Jessica L.

    Flash that word is actually after a country named Brobdingnag in Gullivers Travels, where everything was enormous. I am a nerd, I know these wierd things!! I couldn’t even begin to think of anything to comment on that picture, but brobdingnagian is immense; enormous. 😛 :mrgreen:

  29. out2kyl

    Thats right. All the way

  30. After fully inserting the zucchini, be careful when standing up so it doesn’t fall out. If it does, try using less lube.

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