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Note to Self, No. 6,013

20 May, 200630 Comments

Buy headphones and close the windows at night. The girl next door is a bit of a screamer in bed. Sounded like two raccoons fighting over a pecan pie.

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30 Comments

  1. Driver
    20 May, 2006,

    Dave tell her if she’s going to broadcast live audio at night she should provide video tape the next day so your loss of sleep wont be a complete waste .

    I wonder if you can buy pot scented room spray to go with that silk plant ?
    { For those of us with jobs that wont let us live the HIGH life anymore .} 🙁

  2. JFLY
    20 May, 2006,

    Send her over some KY Jelly…maybe that’s the problem. 😳

  3. Penguin Pete
    20 May, 2006,

    Went to the link…and the 10 items are arranged in perfect order…

    The “turd twister”…my God, I live on the same planet with somebody who thought of the “turd twister”…. ❓

  4. Jester
    20 May, 2006,

    Is this supposed to be funny? This is getting boring………….

  5. Ron
    20 May, 2006,

    She might not be in bed. She might be trying to squeeze one out through her new Terd Twister. :wtf: :puke:

  6. scamper95
    20 May, 2006,

    I’d say fuck the headphones and go get me some of it, why waste it when she can taste it. I rented a room to a friend like that, she could wake the dead. Sadly for me, I couldn’t get in on it due to a spinal cord injury. She had some big tits tho. Shit now I need a smoke..
    :boob: :boob:

  7. Alex
    20 May, 2006,

    Don’t forget to buy a turd twister!

  8. Nikki
    20 May, 2006,

    Tape it and play it back whenever she’s outside.

  9. TheFaramir
    20 May, 2006,

    What really disturbs me is that the Turd Twister is dishwasher-safe….

  10. mikeme
    20 May, 2006,

    Turd Twister? What kind of wierd shit is that?!!??!!! 😳 :thong:

  11. mikeme
    20 May, 2006,

    I really don’t care for artistic shit.

  13. Francesca
    20 May, 2006,

    note to self: never eat when viewing link about turd twisters :puke:

  15. Da Popster
    20 May, 2006,

    A bucket of cold water should do the trick …….. and prevent future episodes. 😈 :limp:

  16. Davezilla
    20 May, 2006,

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    No, she’s just that loud! 😈

  17. Paige
    20 May, 2006,

    Who would put a turd twister in the dishwasher. Remind me never to go to that persons house and eat. :puke:

  18. Ron
    20 May, 2006,

    Turd Twister!? Whats next,”The Crap Carver”?

  19. Flash Gordon
    20 May, 2006,

    Ha! check out TurdBirds.com! Leave the girl next door alone;
    sounds like she has her hands full. She’s probably being serviced by a
    Mexican or two. :wang: 😈 :thong: 😕

  20. miss tickle
    20 May, 2006,

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    i totally agree

  21. Marcus
    20 May, 2006,

    I am going to buy a turd twister for everyone here. You really need to add a little style to your life. lol

    Dave you should do a webcast at night and make a little money on the side or have a TV crew come over to discuss noise pollution. :wtf:

  22. rust
    20 May, 2006,

    Nancy was like that for a while. She was hot, I gotta tell you. My landlady got fed up and raised my rent 30 bucks a month. Hey, it’s worth it.
    :wang:

  23. cbatdux
    20 May, 2006,

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    too funny

  24. cbatdux
    20 May, 2006,

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    ew…

  25. cbatdux
    20 May, 2006,

    at least she doesn’t leave a thong and a paper clip outside the door – movin on up babies….

  26. Drusky
    20 May, 2006,

    Another way to have your co-workers leave you alone at work has arrived… Just keep the ‘Internet Urinal’ on the table next to you during the next long meeting with the boss… 😆
    Bit of a screamer in bed, Eh? What’s she like when she has somebody else in the apartment with her??? 😈

    mmmmmm, raccoon…

  27. cronewynd
    21 May, 2006,

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    No, I’m not!!

    😛

  28. JFLY
    21 May, 2006,

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    My thoughts exactly… :dead:

  29. Meagan
    23 May, 2006,

    I bet the Smoking Baby’s first words are gonna be, “Momma, go buy me a pack of smokes! Cough, hack!”

  30. Timm
    24 May, 2006,

    “The Smoking Baby” – The first modeling job for Sean Preston Federline.

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