Note to Self, No. 6,619
In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair's Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.
Note to Self, No. 7,014
No matter how nice it looks, the next time we paint a room, we are not painting the bloody radiators.
Note to Self, No. 6,502
Find a way to change our appearance. This year, I was told no less than 19 times to "Have a safe 4th of July," indicating that I somehow resemble the…
Notes to Self: No. 6,322
Remember: cats with claws + goosedown comforters = a big, honkin' mess to sweep up.
Notes to Self: No. 6,304
The next time you spill coffee on your expensive Irish cableknit sweater, do not use a red Christmas nakpin to mop it up. Now it has a permanent, red smear…
Note to Self: No. 6,444
There is a vile invention, one which I was seduced into buying in a weak moment. The product is known as the SudaCare Shower Soother, a blue tablet that when…
Notes to Self: No. 6,229
The next time I spill pasta sauce on an expensive pair of white jeans, be sure to remove the wallet before soaking them overnight in hot water.
Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228
The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of the executives you have meetings…
Notes to Self: No. 6,221-6,223
There is a finite limit to the amount of bluing that can be applied to a load of whites No matter how good it seems at the time, consuming three…
Note to Self, No. 6,015
No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than once.
Notes to Self: No. 6,014-6,017
Do not accidentally click on the iDVD button while looking at photos in iPhoto. All 4,000+ photos will try to load themselves into a movie clip at the same time,…
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