In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.
Tag: Note to Self
Stupid things I do on a regular basis, exposed for the world to laugh at.
Note to Self, No. 7,014
No matter how nice it looks, the next time we paint a room, we are not painting the bloody radiators.
Note to Self, No. 6,502
Find a way to change our appearance. This year, I was told no less than 19 times to “Have a safe 4th of July,” indicating […]
Notes to Self: No. 6,322
Remember: cats with claws + goosedown comforters = a big, honkin’ mess to sweep up.
Notes to Self: No. 6,304
The next time you spill coffee on your expensive Irish cableknit sweater, do not use a red Christmas nakpin to mop it up. Now it […]
Note to Self: No. 6,444
There is a vile invention, one which I was seduced into buying in a weak moment. The product is known as the SudaCare Shower Soother, […]
Notes to Self: No. 6,229
The next time I spill pasta sauce on an expensive pair of white jeans, be sure to remove the wallet before soaking them overnight in […]
Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228
The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of […]
Notes to Self: No. 6,221-6,223
There is a finite limit to the amount of bluing that can be applied to a load of whites No matter how good it seems […]
Note to Self, No. 6,015
No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than […]
Notes to Self: No. 6,014-6,017
Do not accidentally click on the iDVD button while looking at photos in iPhoto. All 4,000+ photos will try to load themselves into a movie […]