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Tag: Note to Self

Stupid things I do on a regular basis, exposed for the world to laugh at.

Observations

Note to Self, No. 6,619

15 January, 200804 September, 2014

In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.

Observations

Note to Self, No. 7,014

14 October, 200704 September, 2014

No matter how nice it looks, the next time we paint a room, we are not painting the bloody radiators.

Observations

Note to Self, No. 6,502

04 July, 200704 September, 2014

Find a way to change our appearance. This year, I was told no less than 19 times to “Have a safe 4th of July,” indicating […]

Observations

Notes to Self: No. 6,322

21 January, 200704 September, 2014

Remember: cats with claws + goosedown comforters = a big, honkin’ mess to sweep up.

Observations

Notes to Self: No. 6,304

08 January, 200704 September, 2014

The next time you spill coffee on your expensive Irish cableknit sweater, do not use a red Christmas nakpin to mop it up. Now it […]

Observations

Note to Self: No. 6,444

07 December, 200604 September, 2014

There is a vile invention, one which I was seduced into buying in a weak moment. The product is known as the SudaCare Shower Soother, […]

Observations

Notes to Self: No. 6,229

28 November, 200604 September, 2014

The next time I spill pasta sauce on an expensive pair of white jeans, be sure to remove the wallet before soaking them overnight in […]

Observations

Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228

28 October, 200604 September, 2014

The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of […]

Observations

Notes to Self: No. 6,221-6,223

13 October, 200604 September, 2014

There is a finite limit to the amount of bluing that can be applied to a load of whites No matter how good it seems […]

Observations

Note to Self, No. 6,077

27 September, 200604 September, 2014
Observations

Note to Self, No. 6,015

31 August, 200604 September, 2014

No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than […]

Observations

Notes to Self: No. 6,014-6,017

15 August, 200604 September, 2014

Do not accidentally click on the iDVD button while looking at photos in iPhoto. All 4,000+ photos will try to load themselves into a movie […]

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