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Note to Self, No. 6,619

Posted by By Davezilla 15 January, 2008Posted inObservations28 Comments
In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair's Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.
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Note to Self, No. 7,014

Posted by By Davezilla 14 October, 2007Posted inObservations32 Comments
No matter how nice it looks, the next time we paint a room, we are not painting the bloody radiators.
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Note to Self, No. 6,502

Posted by By Davezilla 04 July, 2007Posted inObservations27 Comments
Find a way to change our appearance. This year, I was told no less than 19 times to "Have a safe 4th of July," indicating that I somehow resemble the…
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Notes to Self: No. 6,322

Posted by By Davezilla 21 January, 2007Posted inObservations16 Comments
Remember: cats with claws + goosedown comforters = a big, honkin' mess to sweep up.
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Notes to Self: No. 6,304

Posted by By Davezilla 08 January, 2007Posted inObservations28 Comments
The next time you spill coffee on your expensive Irish cableknit sweater, do not use a red Christmas nakpin to mop it up. Now it has a permanent, red smear…
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Note to Self: No. 6,444

Posted by By Davezilla 07 December, 2006Posted inObservations23 Comments
There is a vile invention, one which I was seduced into buying in a weak moment. The product is known as the SudaCare Shower Soother, a blue tablet that when…
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Notes to Self: No. 6,229

Posted by By Davezilla 28 November, 2006Posted inObservations31 Comments
The next time I spill pasta sauce on an expensive pair of white jeans, be sure to remove the wallet before soaking them overnight in hot water.
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Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228

Posted by By Davezilla 28 October, 2006Posted inObservations14 Comments
The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of the executives you have meetings…
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Notes to Self: No. 6,221-6,223

Posted by By Davezilla 13 October, 2006Posted inObservations21 Comments
There is a finite limit to the amount of bluing that can be applied to a load of whites No matter how good it seems at the time, consuming three…
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Note to Self, No. 6,077

Note to Self, No. 6,077

Posted by By Davezilla 27 September, 2006Posted inObservations24 Comments
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Note to Self, No. 6,015

Note to Self, No. 6,015

Posted by By Davezilla 31 August, 2006Posted inObservations28 Comments
No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than once.
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Notes to Self: No. 6,014-6,017

Posted by By Davezilla 15 August, 2006Posted inObservations21 Comments
Do not accidentally click on the iDVD button while looking at photos in iPhoto. All 4,000+ photos will try to load themselves into a movie clip at the same time,…
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