Note to Self, No. 5,811

The next time you go to the laundromat, ensure that the box of Arm & Hammer you are taking with you is detergent—not cat litter.

That was embarrassing.


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  • CroneWynd

    Did you figure that out before or after you pulled the laundry out of the washer, Dave?

  • Bjorn Freeh

    Wow, Dave, your cat must have the cleanest ass in town.

  • Jen (yep, me too)

    Holy Moly, that was hillarious. I’m sorry that I’m laughing at your misfortune, but to be honest I can see myself doing that. I have to agree with CroneWynd though; when did you figure that out? 😆

  • b-dizzy

    Paranormal Mates Society… for when your imaginary mate walks out on you. :geek:

  • Eric W.

    Cat: Dum de dum de …. what the hell is this? Why is my litter a fine grain? Wh.. oh, he did it again. *cue silly sitcom music*

  • Ace

    How did your cat learn to shit in a box?!?

  • Master Solace

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    i sure as hell hope it was before

  • |nsan|ty

    Um…. clumpy… and paranormal.. is that for when you bust your blow up doll, ? :wtf:

  • marcus

    When teaching a large group of students, remember to check your fly. Let’s just say everyone knew the color of my boxers. 🙄

    Paranormal dating service. Is it the same as dating you previous lives?

  • Spud

    The information that’s missing dave, is this, did you in fact pour the cat litter into the machine?

    if so, say 3 hail marys and give yourself a stiff uppercut.


  • mitch

    Welcome to my life, Dave. I am the king of the bizarre fuck-ups. I feel that I have a brother now.

  • Davezilla

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    I discovered it early. An attractive woman gave me a flirtatious smile when I walked in. Then her brow furrowed and she got a very concerned look.

    Then she began to laugh really hard. I looked down to see I had left my zipper open or spilled something. That’s when I saw the words “cat litter” and hastily retreated. 😳

  • frisko

    Want domestic help? Call me.

  • Lace Valentine

    :undies: :thong: :undies: :thong: :undies: :thong:

    /Dave’s clothesline…

  • JFLY

    The Paranormal Mates Society brings to mind Alice Cooper’s “I Love the Dead” 😈

    Oh, and my first job was at a laundromat…LOL.

  • marcus

    If you want to know my first job… I was a Carnival Ride Operator. I pushed a button and little kids threw up. I guess the swings were too fast or they ate too many sweets. :puke:

  • Lung the Younger

    Who knows, you might bring a whole new angle to the concept of stone-washed apparel.

  • logan

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    the zipper thing has happened to me before but i also have……. :wtf: never mind no one needs to know about that one 😈

  • JenHCCH

    Who knows Dave…..if you had made it to the washer, then maybe you would have started a new trend. “Multi=cat litter ….the new detergent……..for the multiple (WO)men in your life!” :boob: :boob:

  • nick

    i wonder what the clothes looked like

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