Note to Everyone

If I hear anyone singing, whistling, humming or even legitimately discussing, My Humps one more time, I am going postal.

Just sayin’.

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  1. JFLY

    Umm…Dave? That whole video was extremely disturbing and I shall have nightmares.

    Oh, and I didn’t realize someone had written a song about me…

  2. Anna

    Thank you …. I thought I was the only one. That song really makes my :boob: :boob: droop. Oeps, I mentioned it. Sorry.

  3. marcus

    Hey you can I phunk with your hump. Angelina Jolie has beautiful bumps and hump. They are lovely lumps. lol 😆

  4. Steve

    Dave has humps? :wtf: Or could it be that today is hump day? :wang:

    BTW, why do they call Wednesday “hump day” if most people don’t get laid until the weekend? 😕

  5. mitch

    I’m glad you voiced this concern, Dave…but I just wish you hadn’t done it on…er….Hump Day. Sorry, dude.

  6. Becky

    I never want to eat Cocco Puffs again! 🙁

  7. Spud

    I have no comment at this time, the following quotation is an automatically generated response.


    Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
    All that junk inside that trunk


    I’ma get get get get you drunk
    Get you love drunk off my hump

  8. Shannon

    If you’ve seen the video Fergie doesn’t really have “all that junk in her trunk” 😳

  9. No, she sure doesn’t. Everything about it is wrong. She’s got no rhyme, either. 😐

  10. Warning: song not suitable for people with breast cancer.

  11. Kari

    And here I thought I was the only one that was at that point.

  12. Lace Valentine

    By the way Dave, Postal Service is some great music. 8)

  13. Ahem, I’ve just returned from PUNTA ARENAS, so I’ve been out of the link… is this some sort of rapper’s song? something about camels? something about a penis? something about an unspeakable sex act?

    I got to get myself a radio, I think.

  14. Doug

    Can’t speak to the song; never heard of it. But props to the website! As any blind man can tell you, touching is indeed good.

  15. DaPopster

    Nicole, that you? I thought you were somewhere hanging around the Supreme Court. 😛

  16. franklito

    She has no hump she has a bump, but i would love to rub that bump 😛 at least she could dance 🙄 and sing :roll:and umm i dont know , i just like to hear her say my hump.

  17. franklito

    your right she cant rhyme worth a damn either, she should stick to singin backup and not try to rap anymore, i still thinks she’s cute tho, little bumps but cute 😛

  18. That song automatically lowers IQ points, so I tend to exit quickly whenever I hear it playing.

  19. MrDoug

    Everyone! Do the Humpty Hump!
    Rapers stealing lyrics from rapers what has the world come to?

  20. John V

    Amen, Brotha. That has got to be one of the most annoying songs ever. It wants to be catchy, but I don’t want to catch it. 👿

  21. DvineMissEva

    If I hear that shite song one more time, I will go postal. 👿

  22. cbatdux

    (putting Sinatra on. No issues….)

  23. Daniel

    That song totally reeks, I’ve heard a lot of bad songs in my life but this song is like construstion worker full port-o-pot shit. And the radio stations and teenager want to play it like it’s best song ever made. I say screw them and blow up the radio stations responsible…….oh wait, if you blow them up, you risk losing the opportunity to hear anything good……maybe. Another solution would be to buy all of “Monkey Business” albums, and torch them or break them or whatever seems worthy of their fate.

  24. lovlybrown1

    the girl has neither a bumps or a hump, she needs her ass kicked for the line in the song that goes ‘i drive these ni**as crazy! her ass has to be drunk, as a damn skunk!! :wtf:

  25. cody

    i absolutely hate that song. my girlfriend, when i had one, sang it all the freaking time. i mean, the first time i heard it she had it on a cd that was burned for her, she was “oh cody! you have to hear this!”, and i listened to her sing it and it was funny. after that i heard it on the radio and thought it was funny cause i remembered her singing it. then it was on all the time and it got annoying. it was even worse when i heard my sister’s who don’t even have the body parts yet, singing along. i am furious that my siblings and friends have been sexualized by a song that is so dumb. and gross. and now that i don’t have a girlfriend anymore it makes me cry too.
    yeah…take that.

  26. nicnic

    Man that song is whack. My friend has a fifty something year old sugar daddy (I know what you may be thinking but its not me dating him, trust me!) and he invited us out to lunch. During drinks he mentioned if we heard this new catchy song. I’m thinking “Body Rock”, or “I’m on it”. No, its that Hump garbage and he’s singing it out loud in the restaurant. I wanted to jam my crab leg up his lame ass nose. Just thought I would share that with ya!

  27. Kalee

    WTF, thats the best song in the world so, yunno what… whatcha gonna do w/ all that junk
    all that junk inside that trunk
    im gonna get get get u drunk
    get u luv drunk off my hump!! take that assholes 😈 😛

  28. Oh crap. After reading all the comments I have the lyrics all stuck inside my trunk.

  29. Kalee

    i still say y’all r gay for hating that song, oh and Becky… put yo milk w/ my cocopuffs, milky milky cocopuffs, yo milk w/ my cocopuffs 😛

  30. I always thought it was a song about girly pimples. Those are gross. Like back acne, only more womanly.

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