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- Clueless men who wear Crocs with business suits to work. This cannot be allowed to continue and I beseech all my loyal readers to grievously harm anyone attempting this.
- The balding, boorish Boomerâ€”unacceptably impatient in line at the coffeehouse and swearing at everyone to hurry upâ€”who had no idea what he wanted when his turn arrived.
- Politicians who try to brainwash their countrymen through bullying and repetition, then change their minds and feign sudden amnesia.
- People who say Hispanic, when they mean Spanish language.
- The rude bastard at the office that takes one bite out of a donut and puts it back in the box.