I guess I’m here to protect you, or something.



  1. mikeB

    That’s just — sad.

  2. Doing those commercials with Jerry Seinfeld is really hurting his career.

  3. “that prune and kryptonite pudding was’nt such a good idea”

  4. He’s come to save you from incotinence…!

  5. Esther

    *lol* kismet. 🙂

    I don’t think he’s going to make his lunch date with Spiderman, especially if he has to take the bus.

  6. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    Well today I’ve decided that I now LIKE Canadians (as my big sis Jessica will fly over from Alberta and KILL me). Natalie I don’t actually hate Canadians in fact I don’t hate anyone, but I DO LOVE causing controversy!

    But that’s enough controversy for this week. It’s time for me to take my foot off the accelerator of my Ford troublemaker and just chill. Hey it’s the weekend you know and a guys gotta have a break!

    Well lookee here at this fella. Who is he? Supermans Dad?

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

    No it’s SuperGran!

    Dressed in a costume that just oozes pensioner chic, this man shows, that despite three successful outings at the box office, even Super Guys have to bow down to the sands of time.
    I remember seeing him in action once in the SUPERmarket (where else?). An old lady Louis Lane was trying to reach a can of beans on the top shelf….

    Suddenly I heard a scream. I turned, only to see the old lady Louis Lane falling through the air…..but there was nobody to catch her!

    Then from outta nowhere this guy appeared. Like a lightning bolt! Like a speeding bullet, Like a freight train!

    It was the security guard.

    He told her to get up right away and to go into the men’s washrooms to sort her filthy husband SuperGran out because he’d had another “toilet accident” and he wasn’t responsible for cleaning up peoples mookey sticks!

    Minutes later I stood at the checkout and watched as Louis and SuperGran disappeared into the sunset. His cape billowed wildly and as he stood there in his cack stained pants, strong, proud and every inch a Superman, I couldn’t help but think of him as a hero.

    Along with Wrinkly Hulk, Cobwebs “on his ass” Spidey and Captain “colostromy bag” America of course.

    I just love those guys!


  7. Anna

    All the above have just NO taste!! This is one gorgeous piece of hunk.
    (I haven’t been getting any lately).

  8. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    If you think Superman looks bad, you should see the state of Wonder Woman!

    Cellulite city and an ass the size of Texas!

    Bet you girls feel better now eh?


  9. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    “Has anyone seen my X-Ray vision bi-focals?”

  10. If this has to save the world I almost get content with Bush..

  11. Yeah, you’d better like Canadians, ReV! After all, they gave us fried-chicken-flavored potato chips and Evil Dead 1 & 2: The Musical!

    Unfortunately, I missed the Toronto preview performances, so I’d have to drive to Montreal to catch it tonight (opening night).

  12. Cheap Date

    “EW, too much fruit!”

    (pun intended)


  13. I think he’s heavy on the “or something”.

  14. Yep. He’s hit that point of forgetting where his waistline starts.

    Poor bastard. 😈

  15. Look! Up in the Sky!
    It’s a bird!
    It’s a plane!

    No! It’s SUPERMAN!
    Yes, it’s SUPERMAN! Strange visitor from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
    Yes, it’s SUPERMAN! Who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands! and who, disguised as Clark Kent – mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the AMERICAN WAY©

  16. Rust!
    Look! Down on the ground!
    It’s a slug!
    It’s a brick!
    It’s Apathetic Man!

  17. Bill Shakespeare

    Look! Over at the bus stop!
    It’s a bird!
    It’s a plane!

    Yes, it’s SUPERDEPENDSMAN! Strange visitor from another planet with absorbency and deodorizing powers far beyond those of mortal men.
    Yes, it’s SUPERDEPENDSMAN! Who can dam the course of mighty rivers, hide a whole bucket of steel ore in his pants! and who, disguised as John Ashcroft – mild mannered Inquisitor General for a great metropolitan police force, fights a never ending battle for Hygiene, Dryness, and the AMERICAN WAY!

  18. Linda

    Dave, you should put together a bus tour of the places you find these folks – you’ll be sold out every trip.

    Or maybe just the first trip, but I’ll buy a ticket.

  19. Looks like superman is having a midlife crisis 🙂

  20. kerri

    this guy looks like he lost a bet.

  21. agentstinkeye

    the “S” stands for sexy

  22. Annonomys?

    I agree with Linda on the bus line thing. I also think u should do a movie or somthing with all these sad, crazy, and hillarious people.

  23. verago

    “Up…Up…and…oh, ****!…my back!”

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