I BE LIVE

1. wantwit

   02 April, 2005, 12:08 am

   newsflash: jesus believes that was a waste of faith!

2. JFLY

   02 April, 2005, 12:20 am

   I believe we’ve yet another reason to keep religion out of public schools…:twisted:

3. JFLY

   02 April, 2005, 12:42 am

   Wantwit – are we the only ones up at this hour? :wtf:

4. Chad

   02 April, 2005, 12:43 am

   Hallelujah, amen!

5. Lace Valentine

   02 April, 2005, 12:47 am

   Jesus as a kid always won the spelling bees.

   Really, it wasn’t fair.

6. JFLY

   02 April, 2005, 12:50 am

   Dave has been drinking the de-caf I see…

7. Kenn

   02 April, 2005, 1:47 am

   I Belive that Jesus is Lard 😈

8. Esther

   02 April, 2005, 2:49 am

   I belive I can’t fly…and I’ll have another slice of pie…and that corned beef goes with rye… and that I shouldn’t drink more than two beers and an amazingly bad screwdriver…:java:

9. JFLY

   02 April, 2005, 2:50 am

   Esther 😀

10. wantwit

    02 April, 2005, 3:25 am

    JFLY, it’s not late where i’m at.

11. Spud

    02 April, 2005, 3:29 am

    All of your belives are a belong to me.

12. Tian

    02 April, 2005, 3:31 am

    “All your base belive belong to us.”

13. Kirk

    02 April, 2005, 4:21 am

    Come on…this is just another one of those crafty pro-life statements! Damn them evangelicals!

14. wantwit

    02 April, 2005, 4:57 am

    All your bass belong to us.

    i got nothing. here’s a :boobs:

15. Fran

    02 April, 2005, 8:24 am

    Does spelling count? Is this going to be on our final exam?

16. rust

    02 April, 2005, 10:24 am

    Joe Cray-o kay Hay Sooce essel Senior.

    That’s yer multilingual ticket into Heaven. Remember, the next Pope will be Latin-american. Probally shudder — Chilean.

    I’ve got a Handbasket, anyone need a lift to Hell in it?

17. Fran

    02 April, 2005, 10:38 am

    Thank you for the lesson, Rust. Joe Cray-o Tom Be in.

    Thanks for the ride offer but I’m not planning on going your way.

18. TinaMarie

    02 April, 2005, 11:49 pm

    Yo creo que Jesus es el Senor tambien, y yo creo que el Popa es con el Senor, y con Jesus, y con muchos de mi amigos ahora.

    Por favor, pardona que me no puede hablar el Espanol muy bien; no es bueno, pero es el mejor que me peude.

    Vaya con Dios, mis amigos!

19. Moxie

    03 April, 2005, 7:48 am

    “I be live”…..

    That ain’t what the Pope is sayin’.

20. Moxie

    03 April, 2005, 7:49 am

    And yes…I just felt the flames of hell lick my ass for that one.

21. Steppenwolf

    03 April, 2005, 7:56 am

    Watt Wood Jesus Due?

22. Mandy

    03 April, 2005, 9:31 am

    What’s this about licking asses? Woo!

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